Entertainmeonly (she/her)

We are so cooked

This was almost my same thought. Think i would go to 1980 though. Best two decades in history. I’d definition live the 80s and 90s again. Probably go out in the covid at an old age.

This was my first thought exactly. Adams was truly ahead of the curve.

These two regularly match on grindr

Girl, you got this😉 Just a few extra calories.

Why the naked rolls? Are you people not tossing your rolls in a little melted butter and parmesan cheese? Blasphemous, barbaric. Completely unacceptable. Naked pizza rolls…😝

Does anyone else love when the numbers line up? If it’s 12:34 and i notice it, i stare at my watch until it’s 4 seconds to 12:35. In my head or sometimes outloud i say one, two, three, four, five ,six. It makes me smile everytime i catch it.

What a supportive parent 🤢

Space Paws TPS reports are spotless. One might say they are purfect.

Don’t put words in my mouth.

Thats actually what they want. They are engineering a reason.

Wasn’t there an interview from like the 80s were he said if he ran for president he would run repub cause they were idiots and he could trick them easily?

Bet your salads are amazing.

Well, at least they’re honest.

Oh, cool beans.

Batman?

Sucking meat from the back… what the who?

You have bad friends.

If i texted my friends, any of them, that my plane just landed, they would reply with happiness and joy. Literally would have at least one “yay.”

RIP MFDOOM

I’m not crying, you’re crying.