Put your longjohns out there and bounce on the damn thing to show him.
Heron is just there for the “vibes”.
[heron waits hours, gives up]
“Aight, Im’ma bounce.”
Walk on it. Start a heron religion.
Oop, started a heroin religion instead.
good enough
Then bestow infinite fish
You could make a religion out of this.
No don’t
Dear Heron,
I’m not sure how to tell you this so I’ll just say it: you need glasses. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
Would take a filet from the fridge and lay it out there, since I don’t want him leaving disappointed.
Don’t you mean a himon?
let him stand there until freezes, stupid git.
Probably the same one that steals fish from our tiny gardenpond.If your fish would get busy they could out-reproduce the heron
Said the guy munching on his chicken nuggets that has wife / mother made
How dare it try to eat food to survive!
exactly!
