I like where your head is at

For what?

That’s a lot of honking

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3txkhp/my_wife_cries_at_absolutely_anything_i_mean/

Idk, just over here crying because swans can be gay

Thanks. I don’t comment much anymore.

You’ll never forget it’s Latin name when you say it to the underground music of Mario 1

Pica hudsonica… Pica hudsonica…

We can do this with wet wipes, but carbon is a bridge too far?

Easily the weirdest demonstration of the. ‘polluter pays’ principle

Soulless ✅
Spreads misinformation ✅
Blood sucking parasite ✅
Needs to be invited into your life ✅
Run by a larger blood sucking parasite ✅
Turns people into other blood sucking parasites ✅

Vampires are just social media for the 1700s

Rock, and 5000 live cockroaches

Lol. I just stick it back into the outgoing mail slot if they dont listen to me. My box is clearly marked with 'no junk mail’s signage.

I’ve seen some videos on them. They look pretty nice but I worry about how they hold up and the build quality, as I would any relatively unestablished brand.

That would be Wytch Hazel

Dunno about you, but I’m bopping the bishop right now bb.

Bruh was a deer in his past life

Yeuff. That’s a rabbithole and a half, I imagine. I don’t know much about it, but IIRC leading theories are related to the plague or a bunch of migration i think