Fortunately, woodland creatures don’t hire lawyers
Semi-related: Nordic winter is an exceptional atmospheric black metal band. They use this image on one of their albums as a cover.
Highly recommend checking them out.
Trump’s comic can with only the first 4 panels and he missed he point of the comic
We adopted a hybrid model. I’m in a technical role and most of my team is all very far away from me (1200 km). Some are in my local office however, but I don’t really work with them. Thus, I promptly ignored the emails encouraging us to return
Travel to my office is 35 mins; 45 to an hour in winter. No thanks. I do exceptional work, get my shit done, mentor juniors, and was hired on covid. You can drag me back to office kicking and screaming.
I’ll go if there is a reason for me to go: in-person client workshop? I’m there and I’m there early. Big wigs are in town and want to meet the team? I’m first in line to shake hands. Im not, however, returning to the office for the wonderful conversation at the urinal. I don’t project manage or people manage. Give me your garnliest technical issues, and I’ll lead a small team to complete them, but I’m not signing timesheets or pushing corporate messages so I don’t need to rub elbows with people.
Now if you’ll excuse, the basement isopods are getting lonely
I’m with you. I used to use a lot more parentheses, but the break is cleaner. I opt for en dashes, though, because I find too em dashes to be too long. That could just be a MSWord preference because I don’t distinguish on other platforms.
This is the most accurate thing ever. I’m pretty sure I still have dirt in some of the creases of skin, and I haven’t been in the field for 3 years
This is a brilliant comment - thanks for the laugh
Strict for strict’s sake is bullshit. Holding your kids accountable for their actions, enforcing boundaries, and channeling their energy into productive ventures might be considered strict, but that’s good parenting in my book.
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We did it reddit
Nigel powers: look at you, you don’t even have a name tag! You don’t stand a chance. Put your guns down. That’s right, put them down on the floor.
Idk, they’re sticky these days on NSFW. A few years back anything went as long as it wasn’t nudity of gore.
That said, I wouldn’t want my boss walking by while I was browsing this particular meme.
The best part, though, is that you don’t have to be here and you’re subjecting yourself to lazy, dull content!
You also don’t want the internet to think to hard, or you end up with the most cursed stuff imaginable
The burning will undoubtedly attract more moths
That’s consulting 101 baby
Because he’s carrying a rat?