I for one am looking forward to it because my body is fit & toned & tight & beach-ready. Always.

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That looks like the nature trail system that weaves throughout Fairfax county Virginia

Wow you’re in the backyard of a house in a tropical paradise. Is that an airbnb? Or are you visiting family or friends who live in a tropical Paradise

Here’s the most recent photo in my camera roll 🤷🏼‍♀️. In fact it’s the ONLY photo currently on my camera roll since I moved everything to my external hard drive a couple days ago to free up memory. My job has employee buffet every day all day long, so here’s my lunch break and I was so glad they had leftover omelets & bacon from this morning and I was texting with my boyfriend and he asked me what I was doing so I took a picture of this to show him what I was doing at the moment:

And oddly enough in order to prevent breaking the jars, the employee had to carefully position each jar haphazardly like that.

That’s fantastic but damn …are Rhode Islanders extra clumsy & prone to catastrophic bodily damage & constantly in need of hospitals?

Then again, Rhode Island is pretty small, it wouldn’t be difficult to have everything they need within a very short distance inside the boundaries of their little state.

Aah I haven’t read that one yet. I recall it being popular & highly recommended.

This former Kroger employee explained that Kroger does indeed have a tendency to display their sale items like this.

And this comment .

I’m reading through all the comments and you seem to be the only one who has acknowledged what this post is actually about.

Everyone else is complaining about the price of pasta sauce.

Sadly It’s a bit worse than that and I think we need to pause for a moment of solemnity.

😥 Reminds me of “Of Mice & Men” the devastating ending where Lenny’s brother had to kill Lenny because Lenny had become too much trouble & danger to keep around anymore 😞

Was this inspired by this?

You’re gonna have to invent it. You can do it. I believe in you.

Seems to be a trending theme today.

What’s this about Massachusetts providing healthcare for all their citizens? Is this true?

Hmm today I learned that asteroids can also be moons! Was it just floating around freely like any other asteroid until it got caught into the orbit of Mars, then got stuck there forever?

Thank goodness technology has evolved and all that confusion is in the past.

Only a cereal killer would commit such an atrocity.

I am so tired of political spam texts. Now they’re political spam sexts.