At least he has the balls to show his face. Not that I think he has anything to be proud of in taking that job, but most of his colleagues are a bunch of weak frightened little cunts who cosplay as a Star Wars villain every day.
He looks like Mr. Mackey from South Park when he joined ICE, if his head were normal size.

They reaaaaally don’t look so tough without their masks on.
I think these lot of part of a separate intake. They are struggling to meet their quotas so they have to take anyone that turns up. They have basically lowered the entry requirements at this point to “can, with guidance, handle simultaneous walking and spitting”.
“He tried to kill me!”
“Every locker has air vents, you were fine.”
“But you blocked them all!”
“Of course! Don’t want your skinny little ass to escape through those.”
If he was bullied in school, that’s probably why he joined ICE. Makes him feel powerful.
The “Master” race everyone
This is probably why he became an ICE goon, to fuck with people.
The free unlimited frisks are 100% why he signed up.
And I’m sure the selection process will be entirely random and will absolutely not be exclusively limited to 20-year-old women.
Sad.
On so many levels.
Kid should be studying for his grade 10 exams.
That’s what the KKK looks like.

The chemical lobotomy is apparent.
Solution space is upstream.
Great, now I have Weezer playing my head :/
I could pick him up by one leg and swing him around like a ragdoll.
Twerp.







