Time to start spray painting “death machine” on them.

Clearly you’ve never been mugged by one in Chicago. We grow em extra big here.

I’d start wondering if I was dead and hell was a RL Disney remake.

Chicago style Pizza. It’s almost never made in my own country much less anywhere else.

There’s nothing new about that idea whatsoever.

“only the best people”

If Elon was burned down it might help. Wouldn’t hurt at least. Well except Elon. Burning is painful as hell.

AI: how may I assist you?

Me: transfer me to a human and then delete yourself.

90% accuracy is the difference between arriving safely at your destination and arriving as a headless corpse.

Just vibe code the AI. I’m sure it’ll work perfectly.

“less than lethal”

You need to include tags. I don’t read fanfic but they probably have a tag for sex-free writing. Assuming there is any.

My fiance is sleeping to corn and corn byproducts, and I don’t like corn enough to care, so I’ll take eclairs instead.

Well for these gravy seals it’s not the head - it’s the cankles.

We heard you the first two times.

Agreed. They’d have to hit a vital spot.

And that’s why you don’t hire gravy seals.

That’s very true.

Well they’re eldritch, so mostly they’re inscrutable and drive people insane.