Pfft, amateur.

That she wants to go bowling, clearly.

Trump: grass has a life like humans have a life - virtually worthless and there to be stepped on.

Especially the red ones.

That sounds like parthenogenesis to me.

The only compromise we want to see is the structural kind.

Oh hey I recognize him from those where’s Waldo books.

Human: bird song is so beautiful

Bird: HEY BABY! HEY MISS! YOU’RE SO HOT! LET’S FUCK! I HAVE THE BEST TREE! HEY BRO FUCK OFF THIS IS MY TREE! HEY BABY DID YOU SEE ME CHASE THAT GUY OFF? I’M THE BEST, LET’S FUCK!

Moldova knows what’s up.

Those kids looked into the maw of madness and inevitably spiraled into the abyss.

They aren’t stupid - they’re stalling, dragging the trial out in an effort to coax the plaintiff into a settlement or running out of money so they’ll have no choice but to drop the suit. It’s standard issue corporate evil.

That’s a vile argument. Fuck Roblox.

You can kick him in the nuts 3 times, but only one will count.

I was in bed waiting for my meds to kick in so I could sleep. 🤷

https://hatebeak.bandcamp.com/album/birdhouse-by-the-cemetery-2

But are you a professional photographer who makes a living off it?

Yeah and that Uber driver can’t afford rent. Photographers often have less business in the winter, too, and they have a ton of extra equipment to lug around. I know a wedding photographer and it’s a lot of work day of and post work to make sure it’s all nice.

You need a ceiling fan made out of swords. Nothing is as manly as living under literal spinning death, and the motion will draw onlookers’ attention away from the void.

There’s a metal album starring a bird - country music wishes it was as awesome as metal.

Best Buy steals 32MB of RAM from customer.

Ftfy