The longer I look at this, the worse it gets.
- why is there a wall of floor-to-ceiling windows?
- why don’t the windows have blinds?
- why is there carpet?
- why would you put a candelabra… there?
- how do you get into the shower? it has to be on the right, next to the sink, but…
- why are the towels as far away from the sink as possible?
- why is there an empty vase in the shower window?
- why does the shower have windows?
- why have a stall shower in a bathroom this huge in the first place?
- why is there a floor hvac register? what happens if the shower floods?
Someone: My spouse has an ass so good, I want to put it in a showcase.
Contractor: As long as the check clears, consider it done.
As weird as this is, it’s better than a lot of modern showers where people just don’t put any door or curtains because it looks nice or whatever. Those you just end up freezing in.
Soulles minions of orthodoxy don’t know a cellular regeneration and entertainment chamber when they see one.
Where bathroom?
“And what do you want for your shower?”
“You know the backscatter machines from the TSA checkpoint?”
“Say no more”
I’m pretty sure I saw something like this in a listing for a place by Bde Make Ska in Minneapolis. That building had some interesting layouts due to round walls.
I feel like there’s a not-terrible version of this concept and this is its Wario
I feel like there is a frank Lloyd wright house that has something like this which is quite popular. But it might not actually be the bathroom that has this style?
This is the stuff i love seening Ryan George trash talk.
Ah yes I have binge-watched his content before but it eventually became repetitive & I got numb to it.
I mean what the hell. I totally get wanting to shower in some fancy cave, which it would achieve if it wasnt in the midde of a huge bathroom, with carpet on the far end and gigantic panoramic windows so the whole neighbourhood can see your junk.
We have a nudist resort not too far from here, but the houses are nowhere near this fancy.
“Chefs kiss”
Pretty sure I would keep bumping my head trying to drink from that glass of water 😂
Oh high neighbors! Oh my Johnson is just a little dirty! That’s all!
This bathroom is why we don’t have enough to buy a home or have children or pay off student loans…
This is actually the most impractical shit I’ve ever seen.
Shower in the middle of the room - weird choice, bad use of space, and it ain’t even that big for a centerpiece. It’s actually a normal size walk-in shower. Serious followup: why is the towel hangar so far away from it, and is that a drain right next to the carpeted area?
What appears to be the sink implies the toilet is further back in the room.
I’m not gonna question the random carpeting, the six windows or the lack of blinds.
This is just tacky-ass shit. You wanna see good bathrooms, google Mediterranean style ones.
