If they’re looking for leaks they should check the pants of the orange man in charge.

I trust the shit coming out of my ass to do good for the world a whole lot more than the shit coming out of his mouth

he uses big knock-off Sharpie markers that are undoubtedly made in China with his name on them. It is not the same power move as Kevin O’Leary, AKA Mr. Wonderful, who is regularly seen waving around expensive fountain pens on his show.

A nice fountain pen feels good to hold and use. Thought goes into shaping the letters and picking out ink is a lot of fun. The same just can’t be said about a cheap gaudy marker, especially when it’s user has pants and a head full of shit.

Anyway the point I’m trying to make is the guys who designed Alcatraz probably didn’t sign their names and important documents with Sharpies. The guy trying to bring it back is approximately 2 degrees away from smearing shit with his finger on paper for all I care.

The only reason I’d be caught driving a tesla is if it had a completely true bumper sticker that said “I bought it after he blew his brains out.”

Remember when Sobe bottles were glass and had the manufacturing weak point near the bottom you could smash out with a nail and a rock? They made excellent steamrollers.

Was the pyramid scheme selling the sheets?

Is Joe Schmoe going to have to answer for his shitbox that just plowed through a school zone with an unusual number of speed bumps? Joe hasn’t even met his vehicle yet and it’s gonna be out there committing crimes potentially under his name.

Y’know, the thing about him, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

It is weird that he probably saw Danny DeVito rolling back the odometers in Matilda while in a K hole and misconstrued the whole situation. That scene of Danny with the drill taking thousands of miles off an old beater probably seemed like a jackpot idea in that drug addled mind of his.

Don’t go starting a diction waving contest

Tim Follin makes good music. Try the NES Pictionary theme song and if you like that Solstice theme song will blow you away.

Better work on those reading and righting skills first

Using AI for anything more than diagnosing cancer or scrubbing toilets is unethical

My handwriting turned around after I got a fountain pen. I went from doctor to pre-med handwriting. Having to think more about how to form the letters has me taking my time. No need to rush when I’m writing with a fancy pen full of cool ink.

They have exquisite couches in russia

The Steam Deck can run Biebian and Hannah Montana Linux fairly easily. That’s not really a selling point just another thing Nintendo isn’t bringing to the table.

I impulse bought a deluxe Need for Speed game a few weeks ago for $6.50. I’ve already played it 65 hours. I don’t want to jump into the math of it but I reckon I would need to enjoy Mario Kart for much greater than 650 hours before I would get the same hours per dollar value NfS: Heat has brought me thanks to a Steam sale. And Mario Kart could never catch up in miles per hour.

Just a heads up you’ll get to learn how to navigate Linux if you change your mind on the starter car. The only way I could start a new save file was by manually deleting the old one in the file system. It was a little frustrating but served as a good reminder that it is a handheld computer not just an outlet for gaming.

It took longer than I would care to admit to realize that isn’t Michael Richards.