It seemed popular at the time MS was pushing “Windows is a touch screen OS” phase, before remembering that there are pretty much no Windows apps that are useful with touchscreen, and the only reason they are relevant is 30 years of vital old software that businesses can’t throw away.

I think the niche it tried to open was as a drawing tablet, basically being a built in Wacom, but an iPad and Procreate do that job so much better.

I’m still trying to work out if this one’s a late April Fool…

Imagine working for the man. You just hear crazy shit day in, day out, and have to quickly adapt and run with it, otherwise he’ll find another mug who will.

I don’t buy many games off Steam either tbh. Most of my 1000+ games are from bundles.

My most recent purchase was the first Crystal Dynamics Tomb Raider trilogy because they were about 80 pence each.

The sales are not what they once were, but you still get the odd bargain.

Which is odd because you can make as much beer and wine as you like.

I mean it doesn’t even matter that it is. It’s not a secret who the money is going to.

The important part is that it can’t be reversed by a banking authority.

I bet none of those were bleck.

What’s with the Jimmy Savile paedo look? That’s got to be on purpose, right? Has he just watched 28 Years Later and not realised where it’s from?

The “they catch fire” argument is fucking bonkers anyway.

If there’s one thing petrol cars are famous for, it’s being filled with flammable liquids that can and do leak everywhere and combust upon collision.

You can ignore them. Same with all the disingenuous cunts who complain about wind turbines “spoiling the view” who ignore the coal and gas power stations that have littered the skyline for over a century.

Question is, why are you even allowing trading on it when it’s clearly being manipulated to fuck?

Isn’t this part of the plot of the later seasons of Silicon Valley?

Two bits of security software.

Makes me wonder if there’s been a concerted effort to hack these accounts, and some automated security process has locked them out.

If they think that will stop bombs, they’re very much mistaken.

Although I suspect the Iranian regime know that all too well, and that this will solidify people against the invaders. It’s hard to side with people who’ve just turned your family into mince.

Geo-cache drug dealing. What a world.

Remember when we armed “Syrian Rebels” and then a few years later had to go and fight a suspiciously well armed ISIS?

Yeah, but then you’ve got Doctor Who to balance it out.

Of all the places that give a shit about oil spills, I don’t think the Middle East is one of them.

Yeah, nobody is out there ready to cover their mobility scooters in Vance merch.

I dunno, there’s been some pretty fucking bad genocides about the place over the years, as well as shit like Stalin and Mao.

When it comes to killing other countries people, they might be.

I tried to get 28 Days Later when it came out and ended up watching a movie about Sandra Bullock in rehab.

I dunno, but he’s seen some shit.