Cowboys and Aliens is far more entertaining than it has any right to be.

Street Fighter has survived to become a cult classic.

If only there was a nearby group of nations we could share this financial burden with.

Worse, advertiser’s can’t read them!

Wankr.

Demolition Man becoming increasingly prescient.

“If conservatives become convinced that they can not win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will reject democracy.”

Paid by Iran!

“You know what the trouble is, Brucey? We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy’s pocket.”

Wait, really? Last time I looked all the main providers had removed it, and the only ones left looked like they were hosted on a toaster.

Might have to look into that when mine comes up for renewal.

That’s the future we all wanted. Going to work all day so robots could sit at home and play games.

Most VPNs don’t allow that, and those that do look shady as fuck.

16GB

I often have to kill it because it refuses to load things on new tabs.

I do use a VPN extension with it, so it could be that, but the result is the same.

You mean the slopomatic made up looking article that ran everywhere despite looking as genuine as a three pound note? The one with real “it’s true my uncle works for Bill Gates” energy? That article?

They’re doubling down. It’s a special CPU for more AI slop.

Grrr, there’s the real target!

But if they sold you a pair that lasted for decades, you wouldn’t need to buy any more.

I’ve moved onto earbuds. Earfun Air for a staggering £22. The sound genuinely isn’t bad either, I’ve no idea how you can even make them for that. Slavery, probably. Still, £22 is £22.

Does 10/10 mean it’s got RAM and drives accessible without needing to disassemble the whole fucking thing?

Nice to see both aren’t soldered onto the motherboard, but we’ve still gone backwards in the last 20 years.

“I want my country back…”

Yeah, so did all those places we invaded.

They’re clearly going for the same thing on all devices at some point. There’s a lot of money to be made locking shit down and keeping your users hostage.