y’all
I’m not British. I just inherited mostly their system.
TBH, i laugh about both.
Eg the english language is a joke. Laugh? Larf? Laff?.
y’all
I’m not British. I just inherited mostly their system.
TBH, i laugh about both.
Eg the english language is a joke. Laugh? Larf? Laff?.
That’s not sugar, buddy, that’s 100% American grown High Fructose Corn Syrup!
Seems to have deliberately taken the opposite path of anything British:
It kinda makes me laugh to think about it as just anti-British 🤣
I can’t wait to use it tomorrow.
And overmorrow.
Eruction - A belch or burp
There could be some wild confusion if a New Zealander were to say “I’ve got a massive eruction building up” 😆
I was sure Harry Potter said it one time when he cast a spell.
SHEMOMEDJAMO!
Sesquipedalian: A user of big words
I like that saying sesquipedalian makes you sesquipedalian.
Never have I ever played “Never have I ever”.
Wait…
That’s so fetch.
In the darkened boardroom of ShittyStreamingService, the presentation continues:
“…and so we’ve set our price at $15 per month. This is a reasonable price that everyone in our target demographics can afford.”
What the numpties at ShittyStreamingService haven’t considered is that yes, maybe I can afford $15 per month. But I can’t afford it for each of the 7,836 different streaming/music/gaming services!!
Couple of things that might be useful:
IT’S
COOLFILE.NAM
THERE IS ONLY 8.3 AND THERE IS ONLY UPPERCASE
I’ve got a random username if the stupid website/app allows it. Most don’t. It has to be your email address.
And a minimum random 20 char password for each website/app. Again if the stupid website/app allows it.
Secure your (I don’t mean you personally) fucking website/app and credentials storage and stop making your weaknesses my problem.
Most places, and all of my stupid financial websites/apps, only have phone/SMS as the second factor. And yet there are plenty of horror stories about people ‘losing’ their phone numbers.
Oh wait. There is one financial site that has developed its own authenticator app. I really expect that to go about as well as storing passwords in cleartext.
Then there’s all the shit websites/apps that I don’t give a fuck about that now insist on having 2FA set up. They’re not interested in the security, it’s just to get your email and phone number to onsell your data to whoever.
It’s fucking security theater.
I’m certifiably insane, have a doctorate in frustration, and many studies published of “Oh, fuck, what is this? I don’t have time for this now, I have shit to get done”.
Good luck.
2FA really stands for
2 FUCKING ANNOYING !!!
I don’t get it. What’s the point of doing any of that the night before?
The night before I mix two eggs with a little milk and put it in a microwavable mug. Then microwave it for 30 seconds, stir and repeat twice. It creates a round slab of egg that I put on a piece of buttered toast with ketchup spread on it.
Yuk. That would be cold and soggy by the next morning lol
What one works for you?