Sit down, look at the picture of the (child aged) daughter of the person interviewing you, and ask if she’s single.

In his younger years it was sort of like a souffle

Pitter patter.

To be fair.

If there was one thing on Reddit that was educational, it was Foreign Body Friday on the radiology subreddit.

clap clap.

My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn’t get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.

I’m 51 and I have an astonishingly complete long term memory, I can remember parts of being 2 years old, and pretty much everything from age 4 onward. I mean not every single day in kindergarten or anything like that, but I have a pretty good grasp on what my daily life was like most of the time. I kept a friends only online blog for years, and when I’ve reread it, there’s only bits and pieces I don’t immediately remember, nothing significant, but when I read it I have good recall of what happened, it’s just not immediately on the surface of my mind.

My short term memory is sometimes iffy, it’s largely due to stress though from my violent ex, but it improves when I am feeling safer.

I think this is because I read so much.

Absolutely.

It’s true. He also keeps licorice in there for a snack.

I loved this. Bring it back. I had a pair of shorts with this pattern.

None needed!

The casino here still allowed smoking long after it was banned everywhere else. You could also smoke at the Royal Canadian Legion after the fish fry was over.

With ashtrays in the arms of the seats at that. You still used to see them for a long time afterwards but they were sealed off.

Yes haha.

I would never do you wrong.

Buy everyone tickets for our local independent cinema, and feed some unhoused souls.

Everyone was very shocked back in the day at the ending of Seinfeld.