Your dad and your partner switch bodies. The only way to switch them back is to bang one of them.
Do you bang your partner in your dad’s body or do you bang your dad in your partner’s body?
ESH. Divorce Dad and go no contact with partner.
I had a similar thought, do nothing, my (male) ex can have my dad’s body, and my dad can have another 30 years. Answer may change if I find a new partner.
And they will probably switch back right after climax so youre still at it.
This is evil.
3-way, duh. Get it while you can.
Would you rather stop and think or be punched in the crotch?
Dear God please punch me.
Kinky isn’t it jajjaj lool
If England was playing Israel at football, who woukd you (A Scot) support?
One my best friend asked me during my senior year of high school:
Would you rather run through the school naked with a bag over your head, or run through without the bag and wearing only underwear?
Fingers for eyelashes or eyelashes for fingers?
Urp
Fingers for eyelashes. If can bend them, this is even better. That means I can flip people off with “my eyes” and in rare occasions, quadruple flip people off.
Are the finger-eyelashes fingers the size of my normal eyelashes?
If they are, yes, tiny finger eyelashes, disgusting, likely not as good at keeping dirt out of your eyes, but I like functional hands
More fingers is always the best option.
When I was in the army, this one was popular: “would you rather sleep with someone who was in every way an attractive, feminine woman but she comes and was born with a dick and balls (let’s just say they’re not too threatening but they’re still there), or someone who was in every way an attractive, masculine man (bald with a beard!) but came and was born with a pussy?”
Well there’s metric fucktons of porn of the former but basically none of the latter, so it seems like you have your answer.
I kinda wish there was more of the other kind tbh :(
Look up Buck Angel if you dare
Hehehe, good catch.
If they’re both attractive, I know plenty of people that would go with both.
Threesome.
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?
Well, I still have cheese, sooo…
I can’t live without one of these. I’ll let the audience decide which.
I’m vegan. Easy choice. Superiority of veganism hits again.
Is it vegan to swallow cum though?
I actually gave this way to much thought… Since veganism is all about reducing animal exploitation it is vegan as long as the ejaculatee is in no way exploited.
Never had either so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How the fuck have you never had cheese?
Giving or receiving?
You giving out cheese?
Occasionally…
All of it.
Never liked cheese so that’s easy!
I hardly like cheese AND I’m asexual so this question hardly applies to me lol
I think that reverses the question. If you had to pick one, would you occasionally eat cheese or occasionally have sex with someone?
If it could be vegan cheese, then I’d go for that. I think its good on toast and pizza is great, of course. I say I hardly like it because everyone else seems to die for it in all forms. Meanwhile I rarely go out of my way to have it unless its an integral part of something, like pizza.
I can keep eating cheese for free then? Great!
If I’d rather eat a shoe or eat pizza outside of Connecticut.
You wouldn’t eat pizza from NYC? Or Italy, for that matter?
I was initially making a dumb joke, but no, I wouldn’t. Maybe Italy for the novelty of it, but I’ve had too many bad pizza experiences outside of CT to even bother giving it another try. Maybe Chicago, though.
This is the kinda harmless but thoroughly bananas take I’m here in the thread for. Great work lol
Why Italy? Americans invented pizza as we know it today.
I don’t disagree
I’ve never heard of Connecticut as a pizza culture, and pizza is literally 90% of my body by weight.
Oh, yeah. Big time. When you’ve got a minute, look up “pizza capital” (provided you’re in the US).
so looking into this on the Wikipedia I can comfortably say New Haven, Connecticut is comprnsating harder than a lifted truck flying a dozen Gadsden flags. I’ll have to try it myself, but the description sounds like a hipster joint with bad taste.
That’s insane coming from me because I’ll gladly die on the hill that the right way to enjoy food is the way you enjoy it.
Just googled New Haven pizza… looks like typical mall fare? Thin crust pizza is okay sometimes, I guess, but I’d hardly call it the best pizza around.
Quadriplegic and nonverbal/locked in or profoundly mentally disabled.
Basically you get your mind or you get your body, not both.
Would you rather do Hemodialysis or Peritoneal dialysis?
