

I can’t even change the lightbulb in my toilet. 😂


I can’t even change the lightbulb in my toilet. 😂


Yes. I wonder what will happen to my plushies. It seems idiot I know, but I have around 150 plushies and they are bound together. They share a story. I don’t want them to split, I don’t want us to be apart, and I don’t want them to “die”.


I’m vegan. Easy choice. Superiority of veganism hits again.


“On est là ! On est là ! Même si Macron ne veut pas, nous on est là ! Pour l’honneur des travailleurs et pour un monde meilleur, même si Macron ne veut pas nous on est là !”


Once, in vacation, I found a WiFi named “Bob Marley”. I don’t know anything about Bob Marley, I hate reggae so I’m not interested but I know “No woman no cry” because we learned it at school. So here I was typing “nowomannocry” as password and guess what, I was logged in. 😂
So it is not the SSID in itself which was fun but I figured it was not too unrelated to your question. 😅


Oh damn, I’m in trouble!
git clone
It’s not me! It’s them!


Shapeshifting so I can impersonate people. I love Mystique in the X-men.


Waow! Look at those succulent cherries growing out of that tree!
git cherry-pick


There’s nothing badass stealing jewelry from public museum in order to sell them to billionaires locking them in their mansion tbh.


When you read technical stuff about this protocol, you understand it is a great one and it should not die.


Masks.


That’s why we protest. They are put in bad position now. They’ll have to listen to us at some point.


We do not need painful reforms. The only needed reforms would be painful for less than 1% of the population : the rich, the billionaires and millionaires not paying their fair amount of taxes.
I know, I was trying to josh 😭 you almost did it though! Doing this also allow to find about words you don’t know!
A book without it? I couldn’t show the world a short post not including it! Why though? This is so hard for our brains. 💀


Our government is center-right but is applying a far-right program. They divide people, designating “guilty” people. Guilty as, they are the reason you are poor : muslims, feminists and transgenders mainly. All the politics conducted are for the wealthiest. Police has never been so violent towards protesters : they mutilate, they kill. Our President is ignoring election results (he should name a Prime Minister from the left who won last elections) and is going against all our institutions (but “it’s legal” so he does not care). Moreover, he destroyed a lot of counter powers (do we call them like that in English?) during his mandate.
And we may have the original far right soon.


I’m French. Do I have to say more?


Oh sure. Didn’t think about getting rich. I was thinking about destroying capitalism and my retrictions seemed to require planification and luck. 😅


Oh then it is a vocabulary issue of mine. I thought transforming into other humans. Like I could pretend being the President of a country or whatever, pass biometric security etc. (scanning eyes or fingerprint would work)
It could be a good idea! Maybe we should create rooms with big screens for people to watch it together. We could make them pay for it and it would be a great opportunity to sell pop-corns and Coca-Cola!