Oh damn, I’m in trouble!

git clone

It’s not me! It’s them!

Shapeshifting so I can impersonate people. I love Mystique in the X-men.

Waow! Look at those succulent cherries growing out of that tree!

git cherry-pick

There’s nothing badass stealing jewelry from public museum in order to sell them to billionaires locking them in their mansion tbh.

When you read technical stuff about this protocol, you understand it is a great one and it should not die.

Masks.

That’s why we protest. They are put in bad position now. They’ll have to listen to us at some point.

We do not need painful reforms. The only needed reforms would be painful for less than 1% of the population : the rich, the billionaires and millionaires not paying their fair amount of taxes.

I know, I was trying to josh 😭 you almost did it though! Doing this also allow to find about words you don’t know!

A book without it? I couldn’t show the world a short post not including it! Why though? This is so hard for our brains. 💀

Our government is center-right but is applying a far-right program. They divide people, designating “guilty” people. Guilty as, they are the reason you are poor : muslims, feminists and transgenders mainly. All the politics conducted are for the wealthiest. Police has never been so violent towards protesters : they mutilate, they kill. Our President is ignoring election results (he should name a Prime Minister from the left who won last elections) and is going against all our institutions (but “it’s legal” so he does not care). Moreover, he destroyed a lot of counter powers (do we call them like that in English?) during his mandate.

And we may have the original far right soon.

I’m French. Do I have to say more?

Oh sure. Didn’t think about getting rich. I was thinking about destroying capitalism and my retrictions seemed to require planification and luck. 😅

Oh then it is a vocabulary issue of mine. I thought transforming into other humans. Like I could pretend being the President of a country or whatever, pass biometric security etc. (scanning eyes or fingerprint would work)

I’ve always wanted to be a shapeshifter. The only thing I can imagine for it not to be op is to limit its time and give it a cooldown.

Maybe something like :

• I can transform for a maximum of 1 hour
• When I’m me, I stack minutes to transform again

So I can switch appearance for many different, for 1 hour max. If I stop, the time I am being myself is added to the pool. So if I wait 5 minutes, I get 5 minutes of transformation.

But, I’m not sure I’d like this power with this restriction tho.

Oh and not to mention our deputees do not vote because government uses everything it can in the Constitution to pass their unpopular laws through force.

We did vote :

Left parties 1st Far right 2nd Right 3rd

Then Macron named 3 Prime Minister from the right party in a row. Vote can change things, you said? Please explain, you seem to know my country so well.

We tried many things : petitions, they are either removed or they say they do not care. Protest, people lost eyes, hands and one person was killed. During protest they took ideas from people, promised to look at them and never did. Then we voted, left won and was never called to form a government.

There is no democracy here. Only an illusion of it. Democracy is not only voting every 5 years.

You’re wrong. It is indeed a fake democracy and many organization, are pointing this.

He lost elections for his government and put 3 Prime Minister from the losing party in a row.

And there are many other things Emmanuel Macron did to attack democracy. Amnesty International pointed the abuse of force use with his violent police, for example.

What you say just prove you don’t know anything about France and economy globally speaking.

A French citizen.

I’d be interested in the lottery numbers if you can get them for me.