Rank is less important than the presence or absence of chicken salt.
5,3,8,4,7,2,6,1
Sweet potato Onion Rings Curly Tots Shoestrings Wedges Waffle Zigzag.
Tots might be lower on the list, but I found they can work surprizingly well in some lazy microwave meals I make, so they get extra points for ease and dependability.
1 2 3 7 8 5 4 6
3 2 1 4 7 6 8 5
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- Tots, shoe string, and curry depending on the mood.
The rest are tied for get bent.
Ok there’s another factor here and that’s taking into account the dipping sauce if any.
Crinkle cut without sauce? Bland. With a good sauce? Those little accordion fucks hold way more than shoestring.
5 8 7 2 4 1 6 3
My vote is on number 10: Röstis
Okay, two of them aren’t even the same vegetable.
3>2>4>6…
Whatever anyone’s opinion on this, ONION RINGS DO NOT BELONG HERE, they are NOT POTATOS
Sweet potatoes aren’t potatoes either.
Yes this screams of shitpost.
I’ve tried onion rings at at least 5 different resteraunts. All of them just tasted like heart failure. Don’t know how they are popular.
You must not have had them with barbeque sauce
OK. I’ll try ONE more time…
doctors hate this one trick…?
They are orthogonal to the potato axis.
Onion rings > tots > sweet potato > everything else
And fuck ketchup, combine one part mayonnaise and one part BBQ sauce to dip that shit in
ketchups good with an equal amount of chili pequin sauce mixed in. I learned this at a mexican restaurant that also served burgers and fries for some reason, and haven’t been able to go back to any other fry sauce since
I need more popcorn for parsing these comments
I’m loving how passionately people feel about it