This sounds like the plot of a Futurama episode.

Likely what he is thinking.

So he doesn’t want them in the U.S. but he doesn’t like them elsewhere either? Dude, stop projecting your racism onto other people. Just because you are a dingbat bigot doesn’t mean anyone is or wants to be.

What is it?

Queue obligatory link. https://youtu.be/P6grAoS-muM

Sorry, am I supposed to understand this? Because I don’t.

I’ve only read the first two books (in publication order).

We aren’t balanced on top of a turtle?

You know that TPUSA is aimed at high school and college students, right?

To clean your anus?

Um… I’d ask if this posture was for back pain related reasons but that could hurt too. Why would anyone shower like this? I’d just bend over.

Just detonate them.

So just stand around screaming the entire time?

The fact this is newsworthy is just sad.

Do you remember what your father looks like?

It’s been 29 years. Bound to misremember something.

Yes, this is the one!

I’ve seen this before. Either this is real and the title is shit or the reply is shut. I can’t decide which.

Good Burger. Welcome to the Good Burger. How may I take your order?

The thing most people don’t bother to learn about TPUSA, is that the organization is focused on indoctrination of Christian-Right ideology in schools. They want schools to have a charter to promote their fucked up beliefs. At one point (I don’t know what was made of it) the Oklahoma school superintendent claimed TPUSA charters were something their students (or maybe the parents) wanted and that he would mandate across the state all high school’s have a charter.