Not a comedy, but David Cronenberg has a erotic thriller called Crash which is about people who get involved in car crashes.

No I haven’t seen it.

They’ve proven that police are just dumb as fuck.

You have both by not having you around, asshole.

I hold back the urge to punch one of my superiors at work when ever I speak to them lately because I realize they wear these.

That was the villain bro.

I’ve watched a true crime doc that had some re-enactment (well not of a crime) filler, if that makes sense. Like actor who stands outside a house. Anyways they showed a car navigation system and my city was listed for a list of supposed places this person had visited. It seemed to have been generated at random. No evidence they had actually been to my city.

Hopefully this made sense. It was American Nightmare on Netflix.

I’ve only read the first book.

Giant spiders that mistake a malfunctioning satellite with the AI prosona of their creator for a god and repeatedly try to solve mathematical equations that are nothing more than a test of intelligence. Plus they will enslave the ants.

Not sure I’d say Miss Piggy’s behavior is “ham”-like to their face.

Fine, let’s call him a hebephilia/ephebophilia protector. Is that better? /s

Clearly a MIDI.

It was outrageously parody. Just look at the episode on coffins.

And there are those of us who think we are talking about The Avengers.

Your mom eats roads?

To paraphrase what Connor Trinneer (Star Trek: Enterprise) has said: you didn’t realize you were doing that and they’ll put those sounds in post.

The problem with Google Glass is that had a form factor which limited what could be done. On top of that it was a beta product and you technically needed to be a developer with I think C language knowledge to be allowed to purchase one. Even if you could buy it the device was like $1,000+ because it wasn’t a consumer ready model.

Nah… they literally wanted you to get it hired at the BlackBerry maker Research in Motion.

I am not. I already know they are.

That part doesn’t matter. If FIFA is getting a sitting leader of one of the host country governments to interfere with the outcome, it just signals how little the United States cares about the tournament or the sport. FIFA can totally come out and reverse the ruling and tell us why. The fact that they won’t and we are hearing that Trump is involved, will make the world have more distrust. We already denied visas to the referees, players and fans from many countries who wanted to come here for the tournament. This is blatantly cheating.

If the United States team wants to save face, they need to have Balogun sit out the game tomorrow.

FIFA is already currupt but this not what the U.S. needs.