I meant Leia and Luke.

Didn’t he also invite his kids?

Knowing the person in question being supposedly targeted… by the end of next week they’ll claim no one had a gun.

Isn’t this the company that shutdown someone’s email on behalf of a large organization?

I’ll keep my eye out on bombs at Raven games.

Wow, is Trump speed running a Clancy novel?

On purpose?!

Someone please tell me why I’m suddenly thinking of Sum of All Fears?

Staying alive is no longer mandated for the military.

What even is this? I just remember in grade school kids would be yelled at for drawing it on assignments.

Can someone please just tell me if this is supposed to be apples? We all know it does not necessarily resemble apples.

Washington State. They have a identical (or at least similar) bill I heard about last month.

I was too angry to listen to reason. Basically, all Palestinians as I understood were considered terrorist. If you aren’t Israeli or for Israel (explicitly), you are bad.

It was sickening to listen to someone tell me Israel is justified because… [insert random religious thing].

I’ve heard Christians justify this shit a decade ago by saying they are terrorist by association of where they born.

I kept seeing post on Mastodon to get people to dress up as apes and bury the Statue of Liberty in the ocean.

The Progenitors only created a handful of Humanoid species across planets.

Star Trek: Voyager has a specific answer to this question.

EDIT: To anyone unfamiliar with Star Trek, this episode of Voyager is “Distant Origin” (season 3 episode 23). In the episode, a species named Voth, encounter the remains of a Provisional Ensign Hogan who had died back in “Basics, Part II” (season 3 episode 1). Among a slim minority of the Voth science community is what is known as the Distant Origin Theory which suggest the species came from a far away place, which goes against The Doctrine, a narrow minded belief that Voth have always lived in the part of the galaxy they are currently located. During the episode it is determined that Voth and Humans share related DNA, which is later hypothesized to mean dinosaurs on Earth evolved to a point which they left the planet to live elsewhere.

I don’t remember what the brand is called. It was a taco shell ad.

Hey… he speaks French. We just hear a translation instead.