I fucking knew it
thank you
Cover up those bellybuttons, boys
Sluts
#2 has an obvious boner
“Hey, my eyes are up here!”
Fat Tom Hanks is the only one without a moustache. He didn’t stand a chance.
He doesn’t need a moustache when he’s sporting that gargantuan tallywhacker.
Oh nice new avatar
Wait, what?
I have the brain capacity of a dead sloth.
Gonna be honest, I forgot Lemmy had avatars. They’re hidden in whatever layout I use
Same here. Boost for lemmy.
#4 With that dazzle camouflage, ready for naval engagements
They’ve got those horizontal lines to accentuate the boys.
One dude without a mustache lines in a world of regrets and self loathing.
I’m surprised they even let him enter the contest.
Without a snappy stache, he’s got no shot at all.
That looks like tom hanks kid
Fine young lads
Some of these fellows are packin’ some serious heat!
Dafuq? Why them boxers so big
Those are swim trunks
OH OK 💀
Do they even lift?
Enough to beat your ass in fisticuffs
Feh. I could easily beat off all of these men.
#2 is packing.
He could fuck himself in the belly button.
has to, as he has no beard.
So he can’t sing a shanty?
Cant sing shanty if you got no beard.
He also has both legs
It is unclear what vehicles he owns and operates, as well as how his wife feels about potentially derogatory words.
No tash = big member… That explains a lot…
So that’s why my wife’s member is so big!
I was about to comment that #2 either has as raging boner or it’s just like that
“No, no, I don’t have a boner! It’s just like that!”
That guy is full staff.
The oldest dude there is 23 years old
