Ah yes the “family values” party here to yet again “save the children” from librul strangeness.
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During the nazi era, comedians had a field day mocking Hitler and his cronies. The immortal joke ‘the true Aryan is as blonde as Hitler, slim as Goering, and as tall/beautiful as Goebbels’. It was funny then and still funny now. Because none of them even remotely resembled the ideal they spoke about. This is even funnier when you include goblins like Himmler who was the head of the SS when he would never have qualified to even be an enlisted SS man when he was younger.
And SA founder Ernst Röhm was openly gay.
One variation of the ‘blonde as hitler’ joke did include Röhm, with ‘and as chaste as Röhm’ being the statement.
It was and still is a homophobic joke. But given that the Nazis hated gays more than anyone else at the time, I think mocking him is still acceptable. Especially since Röhm was a power broker who was critical in Hitler’s rise to power.
One of the creepier manifestations of his profound mental illness.
I hope we can finally see who wins between one Elon-sized toddler and 100 toddler-sized Elons
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St. Clair claims she was offered $15 million and a monthly payment of $100k to stay silent about their relationship and their new son, who has been named “Romulus,” the newspaper notes.
Musk is the scum of the earth (and I’m a man), but I think even I’d carry his baby for cash like that.
He doesn’t pay them though, she was just switching her story back. Here she is criticizing him over not paying https://www.threads.net/@masterbeefresolver/post/DH4WVh1h7Q7
So, you want to bring a child into this world with that man and not get paid? Hard pass on me bro
Do you know that there’s evidence supporting the idea that when you have a baby, that baby’s DNA hangs out in your body for decades (if not forever, more studies needed on that point)? I wouldn’t want any amount of Elon Musk’s DNA just like…hanging out in me forever. Ew.
Source: an excellent book called Matrescence by Lucy Jones. Came out in 2024 and does a great job of compiling lots of the latest research on pregnant bodies. It’s amazing how much is still missing and we need to learn still about half the population of the world.
I think the only time we could decode Elons body and all his mistresses, would involve a serious revolution
elon is basically the reproductive abuser from SVU episode, where “john stamos” plays as a lawyer and he impregnates woman and just ditches them after.
Came here to say this :/
There’s enough for both of us, according to the report. 🤮
We’ll your heart what you deserve, which is $0 because he never actually pays these women.
You’d be his Rosemary? I’m sure your soul is worth more than that. At least hold out for half a billion.
Easy to say when you’ve got no skin (or uterus) in the game. Just look at how Grimes and St. Clair and their children are being treated. Both women are terrible right wing scum and had it coming, but I wouldn’t wish someone’s family/babies being manipulated and kept from them by a guy with more money than god on anyone.
Imagine your only recourse for restoring your parental rights being going to court against a guy who can afford to keep the cases going indefinitely. That is the stuff of nightmares.
Even worse now. Remember, that DOGE whistleblower said he got a physical, taped threat on his door, with what appear to be drone photos of him walking his dog.
Imagine having to fight for your parental rights against a dude who has the Literal US President for a friend.
Yeah, it makes me physically ill to imagine that for myself.
I feel a bit more sympathy for Grimes than St. Clair since she seemed to actually want to be with this man, as a ‘real’ family at one point and seems to feel quite desperate about how her son is being manipulated now that that hasn’t worked out. Was she being naive? Probably, but none of us can see the future. Much less imagine that someone we love enough to date and have kids with would do something so deranged as hold them hostage as meat shields.
Anyone who volunteers after seeing how he treats his baby mamas and children, though? They get no sympathy from me, personally. Sorry for the kids, tho
Some wild stuff in there
[…] bringing the grand (known) total to 14. However, according to a new report, there could be more, as the unhinged oligarch has reportedly been known to send his semen to women he doesn’t even know.
[…] Musk has a habit of reaching out to female X users “through direct messages, some of whom he eventually solicits to have his babies, according to people who have viewed the messages.” At least one of those lucky ladies is crypto influencer Tiffany Fong, whom Musk followed on X last year. Sources told the newspaper that the billionaire had sent her a DM last November “asking if she was interested in having his child.” Wong apparently declined the offer.
During St. Clair’s pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. “To reach legion-level before the apocalypse,” he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, “we will need to use surrogates.” He has recruited potential mothers on his social-media platform X, according to some of the people.
The Journal article notes that Musk has attempted to get all the various members of his “harem” to congregate in a compound that he recently had built in Austin, Texas.
To reach legion-level before the apocalypse
That is so psychotic. Me and most of my peers don’t want to have kids because of the state of the world. Meanwhile he wants as many as possible… to suffer? And it’s not like he’s sharing his fortune with them based on what I’ve read. He literally just wants them so they can die in the apocalypse? Does he know what an apocalypse is??
[Musk’s fixer] Birchall was involved in acquiring the property for a compound in Austin where Musk imagined the women and his growing number of babies would all live among multiple residences, according to a person familiar with the matter…Zilis lives in the gated community with their children, and Musk comes and goes. Musk also attempted to get Grimes to move to the compound, but she refused. Similarly, he tried to get St. Clair to spend some time in Austin “with our kid legion,” according to a text he sent her.
It’s cult time for him now, and plenty of magats are thirsty for Flavor-Aid.
His assumption is that the band of his kids will be loyal to him and provide his bloodline the greatest chance of survival, as if the money will somehow protect him once currency fails.
Homeboy isn’t even going for a Zuck level survivalist reclass, he just expects his kids to know how to clean a deer.
This will end like the successor determination of a Turkish sultan.
the unhinged oligarch has reportedly been known to send his semen to women he doesn’t even know
God dammit you beat me to it
Gonna be a legal shitshow when he kicks off - imagine all the claims on his estate.
We should really keep talking about how Elon is the real president and Trump is just the secretary.
Use words that they understand, like pointing out how Musk is still having kids and it’s been 19/20 years since Trump was able to sire a kid. In the MAGA world, doesn’t that show how much more deserving Musk is and that Trump is used up?
Something to get them infighting and destroy themselves from within.
and Trump is just the secretary.
He’s the Assistant to the President.
Nah, secretary would hurt trump more because he most likely thinks it’s a woman’s job, so trump is a secretary of the president
It’s not a winning move I think. The deeper, much more intractable problem is that this administration is culturally aligned with its voters, and the other party is not.
Elon is just another member of the trans national crime syndicate that masquerades as many national governments.
Im not sure anyone is in charge of it, and its most likely a gentlemans agreement between its leaders to divide the world up into territories amongst its members,
but if anyone’s in charge of it, its not Elon or Trump, its Vladimir Putin.
TRANS?!
He only wants them for organs
Rusty Venture vibes.
Also Continuum.
But if that’s what he’s after, why hasn’t he just manufactured an army of Musk clones? I mean, Clone and Elon are almost anagrams, after all.
Okay, actually, I’m pretty sure he probably does have a The Boys
offrom Brazil army of clones…I’m super surprised we just haven’t heard of them yet.It’s actually The Boys from Brazil. Poor Laurence Olivier, he just needed a paycheck.
It’s one of those films that wasn’t really well done in its time but had an intriguing idea behind it. These are the kind of films that should be being remade in the modern era. Nice to know I’m not the only one who remembers this rough diamond, though. (Actually the Venture Bros remember the flick, too)
/End unrelated take on an old film
Nice! I’ve never heard of Olivier doing much outside of Shakespeare, so I’ll have to give this a watch.
(His Henry V is well worth a watch BTW)
If I recall correctly, Olivier was in pretty dire financial straits at the end of his career, so he took on a lot more roles like this, in much more austere films.
They took my freaking kidney!
Charlie the Unicorn (YouTube)
Wanna bet he hates his kids? Especially if any that are smarter and cooler than him.
smarter and cooler
So, all of them then.
I dunno. After Vivian, he probably decided to spend some serious money making sure the rest come out as fucked up as he his
Given that half of his fucked up features and mental depredations are due to shitty surgeries and drug abuse, well let’s just say that’d be a rather impressive accomplishment on his part
I know that a lot of his kids hate him at least
my guess is 45 kids. he has at least that many. like what do you call a legion? a few dozen? a few hundred?
i had to check… the roman legions where between 3000 and 6000
you convinced me, let take him at his word, in my head he has at least 3000 children now.
basically he has a multitudes of concubines
How much does he have to pay them? Oh here:
St. Clair claims she was offered $15 million and a monthly payment of $100k
He doesn’t pay them anything, straight from the horses mouth https://www.threads.net/@masterbeefresolver/post/DH4WVh1h7Q7
I don’t think we can conclude it’s 0 from what she wrote. He says he pays Ashley 500k a month and a flat 2.5 million. She says he stopped paying most of it.
I’ll assume he’s being less than honest because of specific credibility issues. If she’s being honest, she gets 250k hard maximum a year. My guess is it’s actually something like 100k. That amount, while survivable, seems very ungenerous for the richest man in the world and it’s enough of a drop from 500k that you would definitely be forced to change your purchases.
EDIT: huge error. misread per month as per year.
Referring to 100k as “survivable” is crazy ngl. But yeah
I figured she lives somewhere expensive, but I probably should’ve used a different word. I just decided to Google and given that she lives in NYC the money doesn’t go as far there as it would in rural West Virginia. I’ve known people who make 100k in NYC that live with multiple roommates.
But she’s getting 100k-500k per month, not year.
I think I read somewhere he cut it to 20k a month, but yeah it’s a rediculous amount of money. Just move somewhere no one knows you with $2,500/m mortgage. Pay off a house in 5 years and stay out of the lime light. Take a job doing what you enjoy when the kids in school/daycare or what not if you like. Dumb situation but easy to make it decent.
Oh my damn. I wrote it and still misread it. You’re right.
100k/month+ the millions she was promised.
im guessing shes getting paid under the table as a promise, and not from a court order.
We have no idea who many women have agreed to become his breeding stock. It might be enough to cost him some real money.
hes a predator, he targets influencers like her. he tried to target this asian chick, when she rebuffed him, he removed her twitter payments.
Still, Musk, like other billionaires, does seem to be obsessed with his own longevity, as can be seen by his ever-expanding family line.
Seriously, does anyone but a few historians know what Rockefeller or Carnegie look like? Most of the US don’t even know who our former presidents were, much less what they looked like. In one or two generations, they’ll be footnotes at best. That goes for you Bezos, Dorsey, Zuck, Bannon, Stone, etc. No one cares about you.
We remember Rockefeller and Carnegie because of the public works they funded. If Bezos and Musk and Zuckerberg want to be remembered, build some libraries.
Do we know what they look like though? Do we know much about 2 or 3 generations back about our own family? Some people know their names but that’s about it.
You know their name. Just about everyone reading your comment knows their names as well. Further, when most people hear their names the first thing that pops into their head is something positive and prestigious, not the awful things they did to make their fortunes. Many of their descendants are still wealthy and powerful to this day. It doesn’t really make much difference if people spend time looking at their portraits.
In 2 generations, you’ll know who Bezos is? I’ll bet there are teenagers that don’t know who Steve Jobs is.
In two generations well probably be banging rocks together in a irradiated hellscape and Ill hopefully be long dead.
Creating an enduring positive legacy takes effort, and neither Jobs or Bezos really made an attempt. Guys like Musk and Gates are making that effort and are likely to be remembered, although I think its pretty unlikely Musk will ever be able to restore a positive connotation to his name.
Musk’s effort if it can be called as such is and has been entirely commercial in nature. A for-profit company is not a positive legacy. Ford may have made cars relatively cheap and available but he doesn’t have the positive legacy of Rockefeller or Carnegie scale. Similar with Edison who is becoming more known as the ip thief and asshole that he was. Musk bought companies/ got bought by them, he really hasn’t invented anything. He had some lines of code in his original X which got bought by PayPal just in case as it was attempting similar payment processor things. Musk’s only real chance for a positive legacy via his current stuff is to actually do human Mars travel via SpaceX. Tesla isn’t self driving and is well behind competition, known for recalls and shitty quality nowadays. SpaceX is still relatively cool but we know he’s not in charge there, Starlink could be cool but it’s also terrible for actual earth telescopes. Twitter, xAI, and that medical torture company are/will be shitshows
The bill and melinda Gates foundation and the Zuckerberg and channing foundation are things that have at least some positive impact though gates keeps funding carbon capture tech instead of better greenhouse gas reduction/nature preservation.
If not for portraits on money, would we all easily remember what Washington, Lincoln, et. al. looked like?
I’m sure part or maybe most of the reason the titans of industry ‘s portraits don’t live in most of our memories is because there were much fewer photographs of them taken. I’m sure I have an order of magnitude more photographs of my child on my phone, then existed any photographs of Rockefeller.
Does anyone care though? Have you ever discussed family history with a teenager? That will let you know how it’s going to go. Younger generations don’t care, just like I didn’t care when I was in high school. There are going to be exceptions, but they won’t be household names. Do you think most teenagers know who Steve Jobs or John Belushi is?
Your metric of “does anybody care?” being what teenagers know is really not relevant. Teenagers know jack all about anything.
This is my last comment.
Teenagers are the black hole of information. If you’re not a household name to them, you will not move on to the next generation. That’s how people disappear as household names in 2 generations.
History is written by the teenagers? Hardly.
You’re definitely not wrong and there are many families that fit that description; perplexingly proliferating profusely into a plethora, but this seems more excessive. Musk seems to be wanting a literal battalion of affluent little entitled male brats.
You are correct though. I’m willing to bet they tear themselves apart with what fortune is left after Elon crashes out eventually.
If they all got their proper iron necktie, French revolution style, the only time they would be discussed is when you read another report that the lasting damage they caused has been repaired and the systems they tried to eradicate have been restored.
He’s a plague on the world all by himself (and all the doctors he pays to make his children).
he has a rotating conveyer belt of human shields, if they get too small, he will just use the youngest one as one.
I hope they all find a strong father figure one day
