Mathers
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
perishthethought@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish ·
edit-2
2 年前

Punch cards ftw

i.imgflip.com

message-square
40
fedilink
331

Punch cards ftw

i.imgflip.com

perishthethought@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish ·
edit-2
2 年前
message-square
40
fedilink

Fun fact I found in a game…

Chip Defense (A tower defense game with a microprocessor theme)

https://f-droid.org/packages/de.chadenas.cpudefense/

alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • xenspidey@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    44
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    2 年前

    256GB? that’s hitting on the low side

    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      19
      ·
      2 年前

      TBF they also had things like tapes pretty early on, and delay lines nearly since the start. The best comparison for punch cards would be text on a screen, because they were designed for the purpose of human interaction.

  • CountVon@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    28
    ·
    edit-2
    2 年前

    One of my grandfathers worked for a telephone company before he passed. That man was an absolute pack rat, he wouldn’t throw anything away. So naturally he had boxes and boxes of punch cards in this basement. I guess they were being thrown out when his employer upgraded to machines that didn’t need punch cards, so he snagged those to use as note paper. I will say, they were great for taking notes. Nice sturdy card stock, and the perfect dimensions for making a shopping list or the like.

    • perishthethought@lemm.eeOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      2 年前

      Maybe he was born during the Depression or soon after

    • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      2 年前

      My dad converted old assembly programs into Cobol for spending money in uni - his textbooks were full of cast offs.

    • grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      edit-2
      2 年前

      Makes sense. I’m a librarian and we still use cards from the old card catalog for notes.

    • JayleneSlide@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 年前

      Punch card stock makes amazing paper airplanes, both individually and laminated into larger stock.

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    2 年前

    Punch cards are the Chads!

    (Are you old enough to get this joke?)

    • v_krishna@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      18
      ·
      2 年前

      Can you explain more? Don’t leave me hanging…

      • pingveno@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        13
        ·
        2 年前

        I can, but the history is a little gorey.

        • grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          13
          ·
          2 年前

          Come on, I’m counting on you!

          • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            10
            ·
            2 年前

            Please be direct and stop beating around the Bush.

            • Zagorath@aussie.zone
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              6
              ·
              2 年前

              The quality of this thread is really reaching a nader.

  • cerement@slrpnk.net
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 年前

    unless you made a lace card

    • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      edit-2
      2 年前

      It is insanely interesting to me whenever I come across details in old file formats that were included specifically to work around hardware limitations. The wide knowledge required to be aware of all these wild factors is amazing.

      As you can tell, I’m fun at parties.

      • cerement@slrpnk.net
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        0
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        2 年前

        Hacker Purity Test from 1989

  • electricprism@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    2 年前

    This could easily be a quote by GlaDOS the way it reads.

    • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      2 年前

      “To contrast, the human brain apparently can’t remember a simple piece of information like not getting attached to their companion cube. I think we know who would be better at a party, the punchcard.”

    • perishthethought@lemm.eeOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      2 年前

      You Monster

  • aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    2 年前

    Is the 80-character width of early terminals related to the 80-byte capacity of punch cards?

    • Ing0R@feddit.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      2 年前

      It absolutely is. A punch card represents a line of text, mostly in a programming language.

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 年前

        without proof, we’re up voting you because we want it to be true

        • Ing0R@feddit.de
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          2 年前

          In the 90s my dad showed me his stack of IBM compatible 12 bit per column, 80 column card from his time working at the university physics department’s computer in the 70s. He had no access anymore to card readers and just kept the cards for sentimental value.

          Most cards contain FORTRAN programs for the TR440 computer made by Telefunken.

          Sorry, I have no further proof. :)

          • tetris11@lemmy.ml
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            2 年前

            thanks for following up!

    • PlexSheep@infosec.pub
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 年前

      Good question, I assume not though

  • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    2 年前

    MicroSD cards also don’t look nearly as badass if woven into a skirt.

    • subignition@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      2 年前

      A full suit of SDcale mail armour, however…

      • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2 年前

        Honestly, yea… badass.

  • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    2 年前

    Future archeologists be like we keep finding microSD cards from the early 21st century and have to wade through all that data to figure out anything about that period, from earlier periods we only have paper records.

  • shotgun_crab@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    edit-2
    2 年前

    You can’t take notes on a memory card? Skill issue

  • flora_explora@beehaw.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    2 年前

    Let’s say that we have a more recent micro SD card of 1 TB. So to contain the same information in a punch card (with a byte density of 80 byte/156 cm² = 0.512 byte/cm²), we would need a card of 512,820,512,820 cm². If I’m not mistaken that would be a punch card the size of 51 km²!! This is wild :O

    • Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      2 年前

      For the Americans, this is more than one football field and less than Texas

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 年前

        For the entomologists, this is approximately 2.6 trillion ants

      • hglman@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 年前

        How many peach trees could you plant on 51km2

        • abclop99@beehaw.org
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          2 年前

          At least 2

  • subignition@fedia.io
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    2 年前

    there are 1 TB microsdxc now, so that’d be 1.2 trillion to one

  • LordKitsuna@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 年前

    I can however, store my entire life history of notes and shopping lists inside the sd card

  • Crow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 年前

    You can, if you write really small

  • ElectricMoose@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 年前

    You also can’t make star ships out of an sdcard

  • BwahFox@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 年前

    That’s a lot of data!

Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml

programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

  • Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
  • No NSFW content.
  • Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 52 users / day
  • 344 users / week
  • 1.34K users / month
  • 5.11K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 42.6K subscribers
  • 1.4K Posts
  • 16.8K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml
  • cat_programmer@lemmy.ml
  • BE: 0.19.4
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org