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Why the hell does it have corners???
It’s the shit.
I’ll walk myself out.
no bidet? in 2026?
Are you losing or constipated?
That’s just a prolapse waiting to happen.
That’s the epic movie watching chair.
I’d rather watch “Ow, my balls!”
Perfect for Quake 3 Arena.
Beautiful.
No. 2 gaming chair in the world.
Prepare for warp peed!
So 2026…the explosive lettuce chair.
Prepare for the launching of the photon torpedoes !
To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you’d need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual
Easy solution: never flush
This will sound crazy, but I’ve found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time… grinding levels.
Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.
Squatty potty enjoyers, unite!
Like a 2018 podcast.
poocast
So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.
2/5, the lid is cool but how am I supposed to Riker this thing?
Joking aside I’m thinking about this type of terlet for my custom bathroom I’m building in a few years. It would be easier than putting in ADA bars
