Ah ok ive never used 4chan

…omg the phone’s weight on the scales

Yeah it looks weird as fuck, and my front knee looks off to the side somehow. Gotta admit though it was really flattering to my muffin top so im not complaining 🤣

I have a bit of muscle but probs nothing to justify the weight lol

Lol dont take what i said literally mate

Nah i lost a little bit more weight so now the numbers are fucked :(

…im assuming your luggage is pretty heavy lol

Yeah mate, just a $50 set of digital scales off Amazon

Dunno what lb is mate lol

Ahhhh see that makes way more sense

Probs just fat as fuck. I weighed myself a couple of months ago and saw 145kg and knew I gotta sort out my weight out. Im average height

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I have no idea what that is

Hahahaha and getting the pat on the back lol. I haven’t been that high but ice was massive on the sales floor and you’d end up having some pretty intense convos with customers lol

They ended up leaving the business about a month later but i never found out why or heard anything. I obvs didn’t like them so never asked

Aye?

Daaaaaaam nice

Oi bruv i aint gonna tolerate any shots fired at baked beans yeah?

That also would be perfect!

yes daddy