You are 2,367 years old. Here is the porn.

Nah it was an old meme from my facebook memories around 2019

Lol can you imagine the jump if that’s how it was 🤣

Yeah i have no idea what OPs on about

Holy shit cheers for posting this. I never read the packet and just defrosted each piece in its wrapper in the fridge overnight - but won’t after seeing the comments and confirming. God dam wtf

I mean…technically it is a ‘hotdog’ eating mask

Yoink

Pepsi and milk wtf

We drink coke and milk together we’re im from (QLD Australia) and call it a brown cow

“I’m just off to see if i can bum a fag on the poopdeck”

Pope Urban II during the first crusades: “kIlL eM aLL f0r jeSuS”

Especially when you can see its sourcing information from what a deleted account said on a reddit post

Not on Lemmy, no

gotta get them REAL sloppy!

I see it

My bro is a dishie and never changed jobs once. I always used to try and push him to study or get into a career and would bang on about having a ‘respectable job’ - now im fantasising about listening to music while washing dishes all day