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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 天前

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 天前
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    5 天前

    When dudes open up with a dick pic on Grindr I am just like “Good. They have the item I’m looking for in stock.”

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      Damn imagine if there was a shortage of dicks

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        Have you been on Grindr? Nothing but bottoms. There totally is a shortage of dick lol

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          Wait, for real? Is that indicative of reality or just the one site?

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            In my experience, bottoms out number tops pretty considerably. That could be a regional thing, though. Even most bi guys I know are exclusively, or near exclusively, bottoms when they’re with other men.

            Bottoming just feels too damn good, y’all.

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              Wow! Honestly, I thought there’s as many dicks that want holes as there are holes for dicks.

              Who would have thunk.

              Edit: Having stuff there is fun, ngl.

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                It’s pretty great. It’s almost like there’s an orgasm button up there or something

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          Damn, maybe I should consider turning gay

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            You could always do they like do in mexico (from my experience, anyway), you’re totally straight so long as you only top or get head. You’re only gay if you’re the bottom/pasivo.

            Do this, and increase the percentage of tops on Grindr. Lol. Right now they’re at a buffet, and they’re way too damn picky for it lmao

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              The s is hilarious to find out that they carry my logic. Before I had kids I used to joke with my friends I’m fine with my kids being gay so long as they pitch and not catch lol

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          What a horrible time to join

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          seriously?

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            Yes

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              I’m not quite sure how to feel about that. Is it that easy for tops or like, is it a honeypot for tops?

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                I mean, I’m not a top, so I don’t really know haha

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        I think I read a sci-fi about that

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      Ooh, there’s a discount for quantities of 5 or more. Thrifty and slutty, my kind of place!

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      Been kinda casually dating for a while, those people are the worst and don’t deserve any kind of response.

      The only thing they will ever want is a one night stand on their terms and never talk again. These slums of people have completely destroyed my self confidence for a while, and I don’t even want to think about what kinda STDs I would have gotten if I slept with them.

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        On the other hand, the transparency is appreciated. It’s much worse when someone seems normal, then does exactly the same thing.

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