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joelfromaus@aussie.zone to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Two people discovered fetishes that day…

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Two people discovered fetishes that day…

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joelfromaus@aussie.zone to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • CaptainMan251@lemmy.world
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    Breast milk is sooooooo good. An ex let me suck her titties once after she gave birth to someone’s child.

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      Sentence might not be brand new but is surely rare.

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    so drinking breast milk from your own “species” is considered weird when drinking breast milk from other animals is just fine? smh

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      Raw milk in general is sus, especially when the cow could be on all kinds of drugs, you don’t know.

      I prefer regulated Nut milk (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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        Do you have to call it “nut milk”?

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          yea… it’s supposed to be “nut juice”

          • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
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            So says Sam Elliot.

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            Nut extract

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              Nut butter and jelly

              • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
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                And here I’m recalling a guide with a title: “nutting butter.”

              • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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                good lord

                • Septimaeus@infosec.pub
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                  I ask no forgiveness but please accept as penance a picture of my cat

                  philippe the cat

            • [deleted]@piefed.world
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              Nut sweat

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              Nut compote

        • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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          This gives me Christmas dinner flashbacks. Sorry again, grandma. Almond milk. It was almond milk. Sorry.

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      Human breast milk is also probably cleaner. I doubt this lady had pus that needed to be filtered/cleaned out. She also made it more morally ethical to consume. Honestly this lady is a public servant and I dare say we could benefit from more women doing this. Minus the potential STDs but we can test for that. XD

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      I’ve been saying that for years.

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      At least I know my hu-cows are consenting.

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        Not if you’re stealing it. I almost went down a whole rabbit hole allegory, but I actually think that’s pretty clear. They didn’t consent to giving milk to you, just like the cow does want to give milk (at least at first), just not to the farmer.

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          Oh, my sweet summer child…

          Spoiler

          They’re talking about fetish play between adult humans. No real cows need be involved.

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            Oh, I’m into hucows, lol. I’m just also autistic

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      “Ah, fancy milk from the human cow”

      • peep show

      I think that quote is right.

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      We humans eat a lot of shit. Much more than ground-raised goats, for example. They are extremely picky.

      • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        All they eat are cans, clothing and grass if I’m not mistaken.

    • Zarobi@aussie.zone
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      I don’t want stranger juices of any kind in my coffee

      • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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        I dislike Kinder Surprise for this exact same reason

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    I guess you could call it a booby trap.

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      Starr really nailed that psycho “the eyes aren’t smiling” expression.

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    Homelander chill out

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    Sweeet like ice cream

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      • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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        What about cheese?

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    1000003535

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    As expected, countless Homelander images.

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    Dude stealing the breast milk knew it was breast milk the whole time. Let’s not kid ourselves.

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    If they’ve been drinking it all week they obviously enjoy it

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    assault

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    Preferable to the crap they put in coffee creamer.

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    I’ve read the comments. Y’all are missing out.

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