Oh, no! However will I joyously scratch my itchy balls now!?
Can’t believe you fools fell for the classic ruse!
I cast LOST YOUR KEYS!
misplacing my keys 30 minutes before work stresses me out to an unreasonable level
So that’s why my balls have been itching…
What about sticky balls like when you eat skittles and scratch your nuts now they’re stuck to your leg as you’re running the Boston marathon?
You know, Dr Evil will go one am on about a freshly shorn scrotum, but they were in meat helmets up the the alps. What am I supposed to do in this heat?
Global warming is a far greater threat than Skittles. All these hot nuts are going to have some serious social consequences.
I don’t have balls!
Where proof?
No proof for you, creep
How am I creep? This is me btw.
Asking for proof that I dont have balls is basically like asking to see my genitals. Pretty creepy imo.
Cat is cute though.
Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
I cast Addaballuses!
I now cast itchy balls!
No thanks!
Best we can do for you then is either bunched underwear or lipstick on your teeth that you don’t notice until around lunchtime.
I never use lipstick so I assume that means I’ll make out with someone who does which sounds exciting! Thanks!
Nooooo!
I cast alysosha’s sudden large untimely unpoppable butt pimple
Just shaved yesterday, and the scratchy itchy has begun. Good timing, OP, now take it back!
Thanks. I’m not great with links
I cast Dave’s link fuckupper
Good job. It definitely got me
Avalanche of Inconvenience!
Try washing.
You fool my barriers of good hygeine and breathable clothing ward me.
spoiler
___Bikini Armor wins again.
