Like many claim satire is dead because it is indistinguishable from real news, this makes me think shitposting will suffer the same fate.

Now where can I buy this?

Nothing more American than killing Americans.

It might be because they didn’t let him grab them by the pussy. Kash probably did.

The 180 is befriending Russia and Backstabbing NATOs former allies.

Comment by user einkorn made hours before yours. Maybe you blocked him.

I hope one day we mature as a species and abandon militarism. It’s a VERY faint hope. Until then, yes. Build your own.

“Rationale”

We give them far to much credit. They are creatures of instinct, not reason.

I hear what you’re saying, but have you considered state violence? Quoting legal requirements at this stage seems quaint.

Aware is too strong a term.

What about phase? We could amplify or destroy.

Think is too strong a term here.

He is being guided to by those close to him.

A) Russia B) Israel

Let’s not pretend a lot of Russian Jews didn’t end up in Israel. There is a lot of overlap for Epstein’s kompromat operation to leverage Trumps 180 of America.

Fucking Debra.

No, sorry, I got the spelling wrong. It slobluntu. My mistake. A portmanteau of slobbery blunt to you.

Don’t buy weapons from unreliable actors.

Thats when the person to your right hands you a slobbery spliff during puff-puff-pass.

The President rapes children. When you set the standard that low, this story feels like responsible government by comparison.

Russia’s motto: …and then it got worse.

A little late bud, but welcome to the party.

I claim full control of all of uninhabited Siberia on behalf of the New Mongolian Empire.