This person’s font setting is miniscule
I’m hardly a prude, but I would be reluctant to be naked around “Fire Guy”
I cook bacon naked, he would just keep me a little warmer than I was
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me.
I dunno, he’s kinda hot
i once was opening apartments using a master key, while a building touching the apt bldg was on fire. (i’m a firefighter not a creep) opened a door to an apt where my sight line was across a living room, to a bedroom open with a lady riding a guy. they were like “yeah we heard the alarm but ignored it.” sigh.
Were they Kings of Leon?
Because Sex on Fire
Badum tsss
was hotter than the other time i opened one to a couple guys who just did some heroin. good times, that one.
Your comment led me to this article https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/what-happened-to-kings-of-leon/
Did you use your crowbar to separate them from each other?
nope. just standard policy of playing ph music and sitting in a chair watching while i called them step parent names.
Next time just use the hose, that’s what I do to my dogs
no hose with me. next time i’ll use the kitchen sink sprayer.
I wouldn’t recommend. Due to the softness of human bodies, you won’t get the leverage you’d expect. I mean it might work on very thin people where the bones intersect, but for your average use case I’d recommend a simple pulley system.
Just hose them hah.
Not the (rightful) invasion, but the alarm thing happened to me and an acquaintance in a hotel one time. We stopped to listen for anything, but nothing happened. So we continued.
Literally Fahrenheit 451
Sounds more like Fahrenheit 451
I was managing a bar/club in a student city, and somebody decided to puke in the urinal and clogged it to all hell. So I called a plumber to fix it cause I wasn’t able to, and got to talking with the guy. Asked him if he had any weird encounters, and he told me that once he was called to a house of a very infamous frat to fix some blockage. He was let inside, and there was this couple just straight up fucking with their doors open. He asked them to stop; they didn’t. So after asking a second time with the same outcome, he just left and sent them a bill for the start-up cost.
Trades people encounter some shit man
Literally Fahrenheit 451
Might also be a Fahrenheit 451 reference lol
„Medusa, Cover your snakes, some weak willed are here“
I was thinking Farenheight 451
You’re just trying to keep him for yourself!!!
So selfish.
that guy is lit 🔥
… because he’s a fireman. Get it? Get it? Get it?
… this thing on?
Kill la Kill (2013)
