This is like the 4th promise of destruction.

I pulled that number out my ass but you get the idea

I’ve been doing dynamic pricing in Walmart for years. I go in ready to pay for stuff but end up walking out with meat in my pants. The prices become free while I’m in the store

Goddam this shit is contagious I just started fucking jorkin it and I’m on the bus ugh…

When others go low I get high with the obamas

only if youre drunk

Can’t have appreciation for the big bodacious booties without having the small bubble butts. Even flat butts have huge throngs of fans. having something different makes the differences sweeter

Cento peeled tomatoes and a little basil makes better sauce for less than 7.49 just saying

Clearly hasn’t aroused a clit enough, next

“… when pigs fly” : basically never
“… when pigs can look up” : basically right now

Porn won’t save ai

Ok but are we gonna ignore that the fork could pick up some?

F - union
Ftfy

They used to be so seasoned I couldn’t finish a short can

Not meats and ferments

They’re all saying it

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6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you

Violet08 isn’t the only one posting here

I’m sending that tiktaalik back into the ocean til it’s stops trying to come back on land

Cheese activates the same part the brain as heroin 🤷