I’m sending this to my ex next time I wanna hook up:
Thank you for the edit.
Aw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I’m dead inside.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams
I think that happened in an episode of golden girls so you might just have to wait a decade or 2.
Oh it’s great, highly recommend if you ever get the chance
real
Have you tried?
Live fearlessly
Walk like a champion
Be unstoppable
I swear to God, go fuck yourself
I think somebody saw the same post… https://lemmy.world/post/45532513
Thought back on that post for a moment and got confused lol.
😘
We love and care about you in this troublesome time.
So jokes aside, why is it titled this way? Or is the title actually a joke?
Edit: https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/
Meh, looks like he’s probably just using it as a synonym for damned, so just classic boring religious condemnation of horny. Though in fairness he may just be using it descriptively and playfully the way we now use “naughty” I guess?
From https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/
The title can possibly refer to prejudices related to women and their open sexuality during the 1800s; in other words, a woman so open and free is “damned” because she is not chaste or coy.
[this is sartre]Hah, whoops, I edited this in before I saw your response! Same research!
So it was the old “naughty”?
Yeah, just puritan bullshit. Appeal to male insecurity, too, at least the types that get upset at the idea of a woman having been touched by another man. And then those negative feelings get protected onto the woman, of course.
I used to work with some swingers.
I asked them about the lifestyle.
“You have a lot of sex, but it’s not necessarily with people you’d be interested in having sex with. Sometimes you’re the other side of that equation.”
Used to be a swinger. This is very accurate and ultimately why we stopped.
Sounds awkward. I’ve met a few folks in that lifestyle that weren’t exactly … appetizing, though, so I can see where you’re coming from
From the same artist. Died alcoholic by suicide.
Why is everyone butt naked?
That’s because he was a very religious man
*pious
he was a classical era rule 34 artist
They didn’t know about furries yet
Because it would look much more weird to walk around naked, except for your butt?!
TIL, underwear is weird.
All your underwear is crotchless? u nasty
I mean it is, clothes to wear under your clothes that makes you more indecent while wearing them than not They should be called adult diapers because they only serve to soak up urine and shit stains.
They should be called adult diapers because they only serve to soak up urine and shit stains.
You may be using them wrong.
They also reduce friction and can prevent unseemly bulges…
*Prevent unseemly bulges
That’s a bug not a feature.
“unseemly”
Hey, we can’t all be like David Bowie and get away with it
How do you generally Gangbang / Masterbate?
It’s Buck Naked, “Butt Naked” is a “bone apple tea” type thing
Both butt-naked and buck naked are used.
Comparing them with Google Ngram does show that buck naked predates and is slightly more frequently used than butt-naked, but I’d say butt-naked has been widely accepted into the lexicon. Bonus, it doesn’t have (possibly) racist origins like buck naked has.
Wait, buck naked is racist?
Apparently, buck used to be a slur in the US for a black or Native American man.
A suggested etymology for buck naked is that it refers to the the nude state of black men when they were sold at slave auctions. AFAIK it’s not attested anywhere, just a hypothesis.
TIL
Where can I get cursed like that?
Craigslist
Fetlife probably a little more reliable
I’ve heard Feeld is where it’s at.
Feeld is the closest in my experience, but the real trick is to run in sexually libertine circles. Also to be young, because the older you get the pickier you get about your orgies in my experience.
I’ve had a good experience on Feeld, as a bisexual woman. I’ve found that there are far fewer deceptive unicorn hunters on there (I say this as someone who is open to being someone’s unicorn, if they are open and candid about their wishes. I once went on a Hinge date with a woman whose profile said she was a lesbian, but at the date, she ambushed me with her boyfriend. She said she lied because she didn’t think I would have showed up to the date if she said she wanted to bring her boyfriend. Gross behaviour)
My problem is the straight men who put that they are open to dating trans men and swipe on me. Usually something like “women and trans men” in their profile.
If you want to date a man, you are not a straight men. You are bi or gay. Trans men are not here for your tomboy fetish.
Oof, yeah, that’s gross as hell. I imagine that must make the already pretty demoralising experience of online dating even worse. Guys like this get super defensive if you call them out on this transphobic bullshit too.
Not to be confused with Feeel, which is a fitness app
And if you do confuse them…
“Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole dick in my mouth.”
my favorite popsicle flavor is DICK!
True story, my husband of 10 years and I met on Craigslist Casual Encounters.
Woah what? Actual relationships can come from there?? I thought that was a myth
When we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”
This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.
Our 10-year anniversary is this Thursday 🥰
Ha. That’s adorable! Also, congrats on Thursday! That sounds wonderful. I hope you two have a great whatever-you’ve-got-planned!
Brother, the universe is an unending assault of unexpected events. I don’t ever get surprised by things I never thought could happen. We could all wake up tomorrow as birds and I’d just be like “yep this is it.”
I don’t recommend Craigslist ended in the hospital after hooking up from that sight.
Worth it?
Huh no, not even a little. Spent two months in the hospital. And they cut big chunk out of me. Apparently it was from and infected spider bite, but this woman wanted me to shave down there and I did. Got a nic doing so. And was working on a horse ranch at the time. I think that’s how I got infected and ended up with my thigh sweeling up.
So you got an infection from shaving, nicking yourself, and getting horseshit on it… the craigslist hookup was merely adjacent to the thing that landed you in the hospital.
Your original comment made it sound like you got catphished and beaten…
Yeah well I wouldn’t have had that happen if I didn’t hook up with someone on Craigslist. Wasn’t even that great of sex.
You could’ve met them at the library and the result would’ve been the same if they asked you to shave. Doesn’t matter how the sex was.
don’t be too hard on them. they’re so dumb they got horseshit on their open festering wound of a dick and can’t understand why it’s not anyone’s fault but their own.
dude probably votes republican.
I mean…that doesn’t sound like a Craigslist problem… that sounds like a you problem.
Poor spiders always getting blamed for staph infections.
Yeah never bought the spider bite excuse. But what doctors put in the chart.
“She carries a terrible curse.”
“That’s bad.”
[OP image]
“That’s good!”
This was porn in the days before photography
Thumbnail looks like a bloodhound.
Damn you think the painter had the models pose like that for hours?
Followup question, did the painter crank it while painting?
Spoilers. The cursed woman is the painter
To shreds you say?
I’d say more blessed than cursed
Maybe there was a lot of beef in her polycule or something. He wanted to paint the backstory but never did get to it?
Maybe she needs vaginal intercourse to orgasm and this is just endless foreplay.
I eant to be cursed too… please…
So is this what Christian Hell is like?
