After reading this thread, it seems I’ve been using that air dryer thing on the wall very incorrectly.
Wipe mine on a baby rabbit. So soft.
Single use and flushable.
That’s the help’s job.
Garçon!
If I’m in a puble washroom, I knock it against the side of the urinal.
SLAP! This babys not going anywhere
For anyone confused, this is because not releasing the excess kinetic energy (that way or another) can cause it to flee, usually at the most inopportune of times
You do not want to come between a urinal and it’s toilets
I usually cauterize it with my cigarette.
Both.
hold the dancing tho
I squeeze, and then wipe the tip, especially if I’m naked and getting back into bed (not wearing underwear to catch a little drip). Dancing only occurs if I really gotta pee, and can’t.
Shake it once (that’s fine), possibly shake it twice (that’s ok), but never three times (that’s playing with yourself)
You just get a new one?
Never paper. And almost never need to shake it.
I swab it out
¿Por qué no los dos?
My Anaconda is usually unruly.
So I gotta do battle-rope type whipping to get the last drops out.
Creates massive sonic-booms in the urinals every time I whipcrack.Sometimes it helps to pee sitting down.
I have never experienced sitting down as the optimal position.
Niether.
I wring mine out. 😤
Yeah you gotta peench that urethra, boyee
I just lick the residue off
