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Breathes deeply in making less than 50k/yr before taxes.

Curl, twirl, snag, and bangs

Fish tank, houseplants, vacuuming the floors, doing the dishes.

Two are passive hobbies that require more work but only once in a while

Two are things that need done that i treat like hobbies so something fucking gets done around here

I might have ADHD

Whoa. Calm down! People might think you qwalaka’d or fashinaded.

I gleeked

Upvote purely because the question took me off guard.

I just wanna be a li’l guy with a bitty fire!

Matchsticks for logs. Pine needles for kindling. Human hair from a guy who eats at McDonalds twice a day for tinder!

All because I was the ant to discover fire while some 7 year old human hellspawn melts the rest of my colony with a magnifying glass.

No regrets.

Freud voice now tell us about, the peasant . . . A.K.A. your mother…?

Dr Ruth voice The Penis… …

Rather have violets in my posts than roses on my grave, some days…

I’ve heard you didn’t do olive oil in the water because it’s not going to help. When eating the pasta soon after it is cooked, you shouldn’t need to oil it either. If you are going to cook pasta ahead of time, after it cools a moment you can oil it to help it stick less.

Doesn’t matter what i do i die. Can’t help it

Cayenne!

Lawn and leaf bags for sticks leaves and grass. Basically giant grocery bags.

Who’s there?

That’s it, that’s the joke…Just leave em hanging trying to figure out what to do next.

It’s a knock knock joke;but, you have to start it.

It is acidic, which is a common preservation method as it reduces the amount of bacteria that can find the citrified food as hospitable.

You wouldn’t know them, they go to a different school.

For real though, I’m married five years to a person i “dated” (lived with) for seven years. We didn’t meet by kismet, we met 26 years ago in middle school and spent five years being friends.

The only thing I love nearly as much as her is our cats and the time we all spend together.

I feel like we are ignoring the evaporative power of moisture that the fruit, and not the steel beam, can utilize. Metal transforms along the entire heating process, the durian will evaporate until a husk and then immediately be immolated.

Fairly, the speeds and interconnectivity of the states may have facilitated a safer ride for the pup. That being said safety was largely a third concern over innovation and uniqueness

I just want my landlord to install something other than subflooring in my kitchen.

Or replace the drywall that’s covered in black mold.

A fridge that isn’t 40 years old would’ve been cooler.

Maybe a stove replacement for the one that nearly caught an electrical fire 4y ago.

Maybe for the cost of all of the repairs this place needs i should just offer to buy it and evict the upstairs neighbors

Less soap

Preheat water

Rinse aid (there has to be a non commercial replacement for this but i haven’t researched yet)

Open it when done (moisture needs a place to go)