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  • BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Why would he be mad at liberals? It was another nazi who killed him.

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    That’s at Texas A&M. My alma mater is a god damn embarrassment now

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    White Jesus!!!

    Wow.

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    Since when does Jesus protect fascists? Obviously the English translation of the Bible is wrong. Poor Americans, they were taught a false Christianity!

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    I saw what happened to Kirk and watched it a few times. 10/10 would recommend.

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      New rapper name dropped that day. “Big squirt”.

  • abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    If Jesus came to America he would be shot within two seconds of opening his mouth for being too “leftist”.

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      And brown.

      • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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        I’d love to know what would happen if Jesus were way darker and older than expected.

        • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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          Fake news, on to the next one

        • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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          Fatal crash.

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    I was about to ask “I’m mildly concerned, are American Evangelicals okay?” but then I remembered there has never been a time when they have been okay, so I don’t know why am I even asking.

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    Jesus let all this Epstein stuff happen. When a girl was crying and being raped, where was Jesus? When one was being eaten, where was god?

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      Honestly, the part where Alucard and God talk in Helling: Ultimate Abridged is one of the main things that pointed me down the path to question all religion.

    • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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      Helping some self righteous NFL player make a touchdown, for His glory.

    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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      Jesus is a vile character. He sees pedophiles, murderers and rapists do their thing and does nothing, just watches. He is complicite.

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      They were goyim so they don’t count.

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    Why didn’t Jesus ask the giant eagle to take the ring to Mordor?

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      “We ARE Mordor, bald eagle!” - 'Murican Jesus

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    If I used that cesspool of a website and somehow saw this nonsense, I would reply with a clip of Gandhi II from UHF

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      He gunna sleep with some children and support the caste system too?(Loved uhf and this was funny, but it’s worth noting ghandi had some bad takes)

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    A significant part of Jesus’ teachings is “don’t claim to speak on behalf of God”. Whoever made this meme is a blasphemer.

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      Like everything else these religious nutjobs do?

      They would never reach even the gate of their own heaven they speak about.

      At best they can be sure to not break the first commandment. They are actively breaking many of not all others.

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    For not stopping the far right guy that killed him?

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      Have you guys also noticed that we’ve barely heard anything about Kirk’s shooter compared to Luigi? I wonder if it’s because Kirk’s shooter isn’t quite as useful to them for painting the left as “violent criminals”

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        The media does NOT want to address the groypers

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          Address the groypers, cowards

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            🐘ADDRESS ME

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      For releasing the mutant giant eagle.

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      Hey! We don’t do facts here!

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      No, for pushing the COVID-19 vaccine. As I keep telling people, it was the “plandemic” that made him get the jab which is what made his neck just do that. The liberals pinned it on a nice boy from a MAGA family to protect Big Pharma.

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        Its how the left got kennedy too

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          Reagan was too strong for the vaccine. Trump, too.

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    What even are these platforms? Why would anyone use them?

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    What with the giant eagle? 😂

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      that’s his mount, i think.

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