“Platonic solids for my real friends and real solids for my platonic friends!” – xkcd 1645 - ToastsShampiss is what you wash your hair with when you get to the bottom of the bottle and have to mix a little water with it to get it out.
beat me to it.
We demand REAL poo!
That’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY!
Old guy story time
I knew this guy in college who always forgot his shampoo in the shower (dorm with shared bathrooms).
It would enrage him that people would use up his shampoo.
So he filled the bottle with piss and left it for communal use.
I’m more of a shamshit guy
He called shamshit shampoo.
Shamcrap! Shamdoodoo! Shamdingleberries!
How about true-poo?
It’s the good shit
No it doesn’t. Plenty of animals only poo, including most insects and birds.
And given the wetness of shampoo, it’s unlikely that there’s a separate shampiss.
Uhm … I guess so?
Sham-pee!
Shampoo also means the existamce of proudpoo
You mean real poo? Pretty sure that’s already a thing.
This poo is realpoo! Its not shampoo!
Is she promoting her OF?
Would you click if she was?
Nah she got a 5head
Sharp knees, 2/10 would not bang
Don’t say that too loud, you’ll get trumps attention
It does.
Due to an unfortunate trait of the French (their language) it’s better known as champagne.
Fr all wine and grape derived liquor is yucky and gross. Find better drinks, like rum.
Synthetic urine?
synthetic natural champagne (German calls piss play natural champagne)
shampoo also implies the (much more likely imho) existence of shamshart
I’ve been wanting my wife to shampiss on me for years…
