It might be why I’m like this.

I drained an entire airplane’s fuel tank onto the hangar floor once. Wasn’t really ready to mop up 26 gallons of avgas.

Bottom center looks like a Fisher Price Fish-N-Reel toy circa 1995.

The Boombox appears to be a Lennox Sound CT-731, That listing features a picture of the bottom of its box bearing a copyright date of 2000.

Splash on some 100LL. Eau de Boomer Brain

Who won?

Is anyone else here enough of a 90’s kid to remember the TBS show Dinner and a Movie? The theme song for it just popped into my head. Doot, doo do beans and cornbread doot doo do beans and cornbread.

That’s Another Day In Paradise by Phil Collins.

I first heard the song as a child, on the radio being driven around by my parents. Didn’t really take the verses on board, and the chorus is simply repeats of “Oh, think twice. It’s another day for you and me in paradise.” With that big romantic hook and the warm breezy feel, as a kid I interpreted it as a groom asking his bride to consider extending their tropical honeymoon. I filed it in the same mental folder with Fields Of Gold.

It’s a song about abject poverty, about haves and have nots. Verses are about beggers on the street calling out to the wealthy who pretend not to see them. It lands like a brick.

Reagan used Born in the USA as a campaign song.

Tell mister tally man, I can’t go, I owe six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch to the company store.

Don’t buy the product. Don’t give them the sale.

Televisions aren’t mandatory, you can do without.

Jesus I’ve done that with a Galaxy S10e. I have a Pixel 10 Pro XL now. It’s heavier than the nation of Andorra. If I drop it on my face I think it genuinely might cave my skull in.

I think that’s the idea.

Maybe if someone gave him some TP for his bunghole, it wouldn’t have come to this.

Come over to my house, I’ll set you to work pulling the kudzu down out of the trees.

And even lesslier oxygen.

Why I will never join a gym. I can do pushups in my living room.

Well there’s this.

What’s more, this ass is so shit.

In a time of war, should we really be sharing sensitive information like this?

One that basically doesn’t have a definition. It has started to only mean the chuggadachuggadachuggada Nordic throat attack music…

It now only means Taranchula, it used to also include Limozeen.