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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

get out of my head

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get out of my head

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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      Yeah wtf are those hands

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      warmest

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      Who the fuck’s rectum is open 2.5 inches at rest??

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        The rectum is not the same as the anus.

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        It doesn’t say at rest… ? It has to be wide enough for poop to pass through

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        It’s the rectum part, not the anus. The anus is normally closed, except during defecation, sexual activity, etc.

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    Oh, COME ON!

    I went a couple of years without thinking of that. Merry fucking Christmas, y’all

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    Everything reminds me of him…

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    That looks intentional.

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      I don’t bake, but I’m quite sure any reasonable baker would take off the ring before manipulating dough.

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        The ring is in fact what made me think this.

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      For sure, totally weird hand positioning for making a ring.

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        Speaking of rings, the one on the finger is a giveaway.,

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    The decision to keep the ring on. Nice.

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    Goatse, we meet again 🥰

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      It even got the ring 😄

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    Goatsy!

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    And just like that, I found out that the scar is still fresh.

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    Doughse…

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      Doh!

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    Everything reminds me of her

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      Yes…her…

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    I was warned about this one and 2 girls 1 cup before anyone was able to get me with them. So I know what they depict, but I never saw them 😊

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      What about tubgirl?

      Lemon party?

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        It’s not a Lemon party without old Dick!

        • Liz Lemon’s father Dick on 30 Rock
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        Lemon party was another one I just heard about.

        I saw tubgirl 🤮

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          What happened to all the shock websites? I tried to revisit some, and they are all gone.

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            censorship happened.

            don’t worry, it will make a grand resurgence like a festering pulsing orifice. once any of those “kosha” clones get passed the internet will be flooded with them again.

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              What happened was centralisation.

              We moved from a web made up of lots of tiny websites hosted by individuals, to one of corporate-contolled mainstream social media.

              And yes - those sites don’t want any objectionable content because that’s not good for revenue.

              It’s censorship, but only made possible because we all collectively decided we would spend our entire Internet browsing time on the same five massive websites, and let them control what we see.

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          1 guy 1 jar

          3 guys 1 hammer

          Don’t do it. Seriously.

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            1 guy 1 jar is pure art. Shows the strength, resolve, and sheer fucking hubris of the human condition. Highly recommend everyone viewing it at least once. Plus the guy lived and was quite proud of his, achievement.

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              I still remember seeing it for the first time on a forum. Those were the days

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              i remember he had other videos too, i remember there was one with an orange

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              His interview about it is almost worse than the video.

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      You’re doing yourself a disservice. It’s just a butthole.

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        buttholes can’t hurt you

        some one who clearly has never had a lifetime of goatse trauma built up.

        before the rickroll was the goatse.

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      This one isn’t so bad. From 2g1c I too stayed well clear of…

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    Looks like some solid brioc… fuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk

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    They knew

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      100%. I think just a vertical flip of the image would do it. Otherwise anatomically difficult to pull off.

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        Yeah, ring is on the left side always.

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