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This really is a shitpost.
I don’t recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.
It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.
and they float into the sky where they turn into stars
The poo dropped right on someone’s car.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Out of flight
This is an inferior product compared to my patented CatapoopTM and TrepoocheTM
I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.
But yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?
I refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor
Aw shit, did you finally figure out helium trebuchets!?
Literal shit post
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!
Was looking for this comment. 👏
Is that Jack Black?
i hate that it looks like jack black playing jim carrey playing andy kaufman
getting a worse rating than shallow hal is wild
Which is crazy because that movie is funny.
First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
Yesss was going to comment this!
That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies’ front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
He called the shit poop!
Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
health safety regs, damn OSHA
imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head
Something similar seems to have occured in South Korea, where North Koreans would send balloons filled with shit and propaganda
Wasn’t it the other way around, or am I remembering wrong?
No, it was a response to South Koreans sending balloons with movies and other media about the outside
I feel like I’d be far less inclined to hear out their propaganda if it was packaged with shit lol
It already happens with birds, so it’s not such a big change, if that’s the price of human progress.
Maybe it is not in a bag because the bag popped after an incident with a tern
really expecting that gif to end differently
Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I’ve been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!
I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
Yea you’re supposed to throw them in the bin not the ground, tf is wrong with people?
Have you met “people”?
I have, but most of them aren’t USians
Agreed, it’s gross seeing poo bags on the trail.
I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don’t like carrying a full poo bag. That’s why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don’t leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I’ll totally pick it up on my way back.
At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.
