I’m going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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The black teleport one. You rob a bank and then teleport away so you can’t be tracked? The means of escape is usually how they track you down. So, suddenly being able to teleport thousands of miles in a moment?
Also, it’d be really useful for interstellar stuff. You only need enough fuel, food, and air to go one way. Strap me onto the rocket to Mars! I’d even hop back with huge sacks of Mars rocks to give to NASA. We’ve figured out the trek to Mars, its the getting back that’s been the problem.
Red, can I also change each eye to a different colour?
Sure, why not, go crazy.
Uhmmmm can I also teleport back from Albania? If so, then sure. I hate travelling so I never really go far, being able to go to Albania and back at the blink of an eye would be chill. Going for a nice lunch walk and then teleport back. Otherwise I’ll go with the eye colour I guess, the rest is useless.
Maybe I’m reading it wrong, but it’s a one way ticket?
If I could teleport other people into a Tool music video, this wins hands down.
Red. My eye colour already changes randomly, although less often and more subtly than it did when I was younger.
I’d love to be able to control it and confuse people.
Obviously I’m teleporting to Albania.
australians rise up
I can get a dog I can talk to with a translator app? Hell yeah
Right?I will learn Cantonese to be able to talk to my dog.
Your dogs says: Bow wow wow yippie yay yippie yo.
Now that I think about it, Im the spare human. They would just speak to me like if they were the protagonists in a 1970’s Kung Fu movie and Im Pai Mie. “Filthy Ape! Once I defeat you, I will sleep next to mother, and you will sleep in hell! I would also like to be let out…”
The Cantonese speaking dog is pretty cool. I like the Albania teleporting till I realized I need to get out of Albania
“Albanian Transporter” would be a pretty sick nickname of an assassin whose movements seem to defy the laws of physics.
The problem being that if your are out of the country (and you can’t teleport back to anywhere else), you now need to explain to the authorities how you managed to get in without a movement record.
Although it might be useful if you are a local and just need to dodge a bullet or escape a mugging by random teleportation.
Sounds like a perverse sex move to me.
DOG. Always dogs. More dogs. I want to pet all the dog.
What would you even do with it?
Impress my dates, of course!
“Look at this, babe” *arm turns purple*
“Oh god…”
“I know. You wait and see what else does that! ;)”
There’s a lot of room for interpretation with purple, but 80 million people speak Cantonese. I would be a fool not to take it.
Nice.
Now good luck teaching the dog to understand your language. It’s brain is already overloaded.
And you’ll now have to learn Cantonese too, to understand what it is saying (better than no language though).
people dig green eyes.
ur telling me I can get a /home command and all I need to do is become Albanian?
