I feel like you could easily just make money off their TV performances… Wait is the dog like as smart as a person? Isn’t going to start demanding that it sign its own contracts and have its own bank account? That could get old fast.
Why are people obsessed with using the dog to get money or women or whatever? It’s a talking fucking dog!! That’s a cool ass pet I wanna chill with my cool talking dog.
Nobody would believe it. They’d accuse you of faking it a la Milli Vanilli. You have a talking dog, a literal miracle, and yet people would mock and criticize. Depressed, you’d turn to alcohol. The good shit, sure–that dog made you a little money, after all–but paying more for your poison only makes it drain all of your resources that much faster. You’re a husk of your former self.
But you’ve still got your dog who still loves you unconditionally, against all odds. :)
I feel like you could easily just make money off their TV performances… Wait is the dog like as smart as a person? Isn’t going to start demanding that it sign its own contracts and have its own bank account? That could get old fast.
Why are people obsessed with using the dog to get money or women or whatever? It’s a talking fucking dog!! That’s a cool ass pet I wanna chill with my cool talking dog.
I think the conversation wouldn’t be very stimulating and it would get old fast.
“Got any more treats?”
No.
“Wanna touch me a little?”
NO.
“…can I hump your leg a little, at least?”
Nobody would believe it. They’d accuse you of faking it a la Milli Vanilli. You have a talking dog, a literal miracle, and yet people would mock and criticize. Depressed, you’d turn to alcohol. The good shit, sure–that dog made you a little money, after all–but paying more for your poison only makes it drain all of your resources that much faster. You’re a husk of your former self.
But you’ve still got your dog who still loves you unconditionally, against all odds. :)