I’m going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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ur telling me I can get a /home command and all I need to do is become Albanian?
gonna increase my skull diameter by an inch and concuss the FUCK out of myself.
我想要狗狗做朋友
DOG!
It’s really the only answer, an no I don’t speak Cantonese. But I could make up fake translations for everything they say.
Give me dat blue pill and drop me in Schism. Those weird clay people look like they know how to party!
Quite a lot are picking Tirana.
I suspect there’ll be some telefragging in the future.
People here talk about doing crime with the black pill, but I would instead just be the perfect astronaut.
Think about it, they could shoot you in space without having to think about how to get you back. No landing, no parachute, just a one way rocket launch.
Space agencies would be practically forced to hire you on the spot.
You underestimate the vastness of space and the reach we have with current technology.
Not having to worry about return frees up a lot of delta-v budget. Less need for supplies frees up more. It’d massively improve payload.
Can you bring anything with you? Is it a naked thing or do you bring clothes? What counts as clothes? Can you ‘wear’ a two tonne rock? Etc
Anything you bring back has to be internal.
Alllll the way up, Morty.
Is skin internal?
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Red pill,I guess 🤷♂️
ITT: a lot of people who don’t commit crimes because they’re afraid they’d get caught instead of, you know, ethics.
Getting a speaking dog is so amazingly superior it’s not even funny
Dinner with Luol Deng of course. I don’t know who it is but that pill means I get free dinner every night.
You only get one dinner
Plot twist: you are the dinner.
TOOL? QB, XFL? (Luol Deng?) Are those Chinese abbreviations (and celebrity)?
If you legitimately don’t know tool, you’re getting recycled. Now get in line for the grinder. Totally not what you think a grinder would be. Grinder making grinding humans noises yeah ignore that and have fun.
The black pill is the logical one to take. It’s basically a get out of death (or jail, I suppose) free card if you can use it at the right time. Unfortunately, most people don’t speak the language or have a passport that would allow them to leave the country. So you might have problems there.
Changing eye color at will would be cool as well, but not as useful in an emergency.
Quite a lot of Albanians speak English these days, I think you would be completely fine in basically every circumstance assuming you could open a safety deposit box and leave a spare passport.
One needs to read terms and conditions. Where in Tirana?
Inside a wall
I have too many questions about how the teleportation works, like what happens if you instantly (or over a small time t) transition from one location’s air pressure to another?
you get gassy
Pink, because then you can fold Queen Elizabeth II into a whale giving head
God save… What the fuck?
Just how we do things down under mate
That whale has million dollar pearl lips
Tirana. Being a courier, you can just zap yourself from South America or Australia straight to Albania to securely deliver a package or message. Provided your contracts cover the costs of the non-teleportation aspects, you can make millions easily.
It says you can teleport. Doesn’t say you can take anything with you. Maybe you arrive there completely naked?
It doesnt say you can teleport back…
You keep flying back into your country from Albania with no proof you ever left you’re gonna get “interviewed” at an airport really fast.
I’d move to Albania and buy the property my teleport leads to. Then I can get home instantly.
Honestly I was going to talk shit but the capital looks pretty nice. Dont know how far out of town Id want to go but…
Easy: Teleport to Albania for cheap rent and food, work somewhere with high pay.
It doesn’t say you can teleport away though, so wherever you work is gonna have to be somewhat close by anyway
This one with some preparation could be the base for quite some high risk activities.
i reckon you could make more than $5AUD with a cantonese speaking dog
AND you get a dog
Yea… but then you have a dog.
yyyyyeah
amazing
‘Hey google why does my dog keep calling me Gweilo?’
are kibbles the opium of the modern cantonese speaking dog?
