BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · il y a 11 moisIf you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square263fedilinkarrow-up11.05Karrow-down146
arrow-up11Karrow-down1imageIf you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · il y a 11 moismessage-square263fedilink
minus-squareVerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up31·il y a 11 moisDo you have any idea how much pussy you can get wearing this shit?
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·il y a 11 moisI’d say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.
minus-squaremarkovs_gun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·il y a 11 moisWhich half of the barista do you get
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·il y a 11 moisI’m fine with that
minus-squaredon@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·il y a 11 moisWell, that’s not exactly nothing, though it may not be the something you want.
minus-squareChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-2il y a 11 moisCan confirm. Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·il y a 11 moisIt really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you. I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·il y a 11 moisYou should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
minus-squareChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·il y a 11 moisOk so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-2il y a 11 moisI need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad’s lol). Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she’s flirting with a married man.* Her: “But aren’t you married?” Me: “No why?” Her: *Points to ring* Me: “Oh this? I just think it’s neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit.”
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·il y a 11 moisEyes on your own work there super chief.
minus-squareVerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-2il y a 11 moisMy life is a series of unintentional Letterkenny references I should probably watch it at this point
minus-squareOldChicoAle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-2il y a 11 moisEvery single McMurray is a hawtie. That one scene with him in his speedo got me swooning.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·il y a 11 moisWhere’s my pants preacher?
Do you have any idea how much pussy you can get wearing this shit?
I’d say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.
Which half of the barista do you get
Just the ass
I’m fine with that
Well, that’s not exactly nothing, though it may not be the something you want.
Killin it
Can confirm.
Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.
It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you.
I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
You should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
I need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad’s lol).
Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she’s flirting with a married man.*
Her: “But aren’t you married?”
Me: “No why?”
Her: *Points to ring*
Me: “Oh this? I just think it’s neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit.”
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Eyes on your own work there super chief.
McMurray’s a piece of shit
My life is a series of unintentional Letterkenny references
I should probably watch it at this point
Pitter patter!
Every single McMurray is a hawtie. That one scene with him in his speedo got me swooning.
Where’s my pants preacher?