Bezos is turning down more obscene money that no other employee will ever see?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cool story bro

Ooh Boris spits metal, that’s a good idea

GNU Sir Terry, Neil can get one final clack

Purple Rain…in the rain, yeah

Kendrick last year is a solid #2 though, that was a more savage beating than anyone in shoulder pads took

Start with a BB gun, then a .22, then up. A little pocket knife to stick strangers that try to grab them might be a good idea too, you’re acting like commenters are being histrionic but these nazis are literally kidnapping and murdering people in broad daylight

Cmon man the Sox Bruins Celtics or Pats haven’t brought home a trophy in like 10 years, can you imagine what that drought feels like?!

There was a pretty sweet jet flyover if you’re into aviation…

I was rooting for the Pats, and if we’re gonna start shooting at the stormtroopers then Boston is a good place to start, again

Turkey had a problem with Russians invading their airspace.

HAD

I’m a proud graduate from the Terrence Howard school of math.

I guess they haven’t asked me or it’d be 91%

It’s your duty as a human. Think of it as pest control.

They’ve declared war, it’s time to start making ice melt

It had enormous potential then just sort of ended in an orgy and…the world is Netflix

I’ll hate them forever for cancelling Santa Clarita Diet right when Fillion shows up

The different voices singing the same song for each season…👌

Similarly, money is not the root of evil. Desire to get it no matter what, is.

That’s just the tray that holds the rack I put the bacon on, it’s supposed to be seasoned in grease

I’m a white dude who admittedly has t been very vocal.

Time to do some singing exercises and warm up the old pipes.

Phones have got to be ringing off the hook at Saab sales offices right now.

That is precisely the idea, it’s why they keep federalizing NG troops to stand around and look menacing without actually doing anything