BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months agoIf you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square277fedilinkarrow-up11.04Karrow-down146
arrow-up1995arrow-down1imageIf you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square277fedilink
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 months agoI’d say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.
minus-squaremarkovs_gun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoWhich half of the barista do you get
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 months agoI’m fine with that
minus-squaredon@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoWell, that’s not exactly nothing, though it may not be the something you want.
minus-squareChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 months agoCan confirm. Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoIt really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you. I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
minus-squareChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoOk so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 months agoI need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad’s lol). Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she’s flirting with a married man.* Her: “But aren’t you married?” Me: “No why?” Her: *Points to ring* Me: “Oh this? I just think it’s neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit.”
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoYou should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
I’d say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.
Which half of the barista do you get
Just the ass
I’m fine with that
Killin it
Well, that’s not exactly nothing, though it may not be the something you want.
Can confirm.
Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.
It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you.
I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
I need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad’s lol).
Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she’s flirting with a married man.*
Her: “But aren’t you married?”
Me: “No why?”
Her: *Points to ring*
Me: “Oh this? I just think it’s neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit.”
You should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
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