No
Just wear em but then don’t be an asshole. Disarm people. And call out people that assume you’re an asshole and try to talk to you like you’re one of them.
My partner is bald (not by choice) and white (also not by choice) and he gets racist people assuming he’s racist all the time. Just call em out or make them feel weird if they say some fucked up shit to you.
Is your partner Jeff Innocent? https://youtu.be/NdzFzg_YvGQ If not, maybe he’ll enjoy this
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Looks like the dude from Prodigy
Looks like dude from Home Movies
Coach McGurk.
RIP Keef
😭😭
Wear whatever you want and try not to care about what other people think of it.
La Forge. Geordi La Forge. Agent double-aught sixty-nine at your service.
Honestly I might lmaaaooo
Dam those are sick af
I kinda want one lol
Not polarized. Boo
Rainbow colored wrap around sunglasses
Conservative dad with great fashion
These wrap around sunglass wont make you look like a conservative dad. And for only $1,500, you too can not look like a conservative dad.
Yes, there are REALLY $1,500. A bargin if you ask me.
What the Leeloo’s suspenders are those?
These are, and Im dead serious here, $1500 Oakley’s.
You’re not allowed to wear those unless you shave your head and put on a jump suit.
Tbh if you were to wear those and a lab coat, shaved head and a mustache you’d be a very, very crazy scientist
You are so right, I forgot about the mustache. But its got to be something like a horseshoe or a really big handlebar. Muttonchops might work too.
Instead you can be a techno-authoritarian autocrat thats plans are constantly ruined by an annoying blue hedgehog
Short answer? No.
Long answer? Nooooooooo.
I got a pair of oakleys second hand with some bold colors and put purple lenses in them. Guideline being, if the conservative dads would think you’re dressing queer, you’re doing it right!
Get some with color, conservatives are still afraid of being “gay”.
Or just don’t worry about it.
super cool
Or the answer to what a lab tech wears to the beach.
i was mildly embarrassed about wearing my (black) pair of fitovers around until two seperate young people complimented them and then i realized they are old looking enough to be sort of retro!
now that i know they are Certified Cool i strut in em 😎
Time is a wheel. I mean fashion, fashion is a wheel.
Or a set of leavers connected to a pulley.
OK, my answer to this was going to be “no” but these actually look cool. I hate those modern ones the kids wear. They’re ugly (in my opinion), expensive, and made out of cheap materials. These have a similar vibe, but like they’re made by someone who understand style, instead of thinking something that stands out is style. Looking at the review pictures though, they definitely do T work for everyone. In particular, they look best with people with darker hair/skin. The blonde pale women I think it looks weird on.
I’m a 31 year old man though. Don’t take my opinion on style.
Nope, what you seek is impossible
Oh hell yeah!
No idea about dads but I wear these and they are great. I lose them all the time and they’re cheap enough that I don’t mind, and they also provide some impact protection.
https://www.harborfreight.com/smoke-lens-safety-glasses-66822.html
Something I learned is that I stopped losing my sunglasses when they cost a fair amount. When I purchase cheap ones and don’t give a shit, they break or are lost, and end up costing more. When I got nicer ones I never lost or broke them. Just a one time payment.
Now I wear prescription glasses (I did wear contacts), so they’re both expensive and I can’t live without them. Obviously losing or breaking them isn’t something that happens now.
I also thought that until I lost my pair of very nice Costa Mesas. Luckily I didn’t pay anywhere close to retail, but still, losing a $50 pair fucking hurt.
