So being rich is a fairly new thing to you? What are you gonna do when you get used to it?
A new London bus costs around £300k, so whilst is plausible that the watch cost more than my ‘car’, it’s a pretty stupid way of spending that amount of money…
Holds up wrist sporting a Casio F-91W “Al-Qaida”
Big deal… This watch also costs more than my car.
My car was a present, any watch costs more than my car
Do have some other investmentadvice I shouldn’t heed?
Does your watch get good milage?
Do you say shit like that because nobody can tell the difference between your watch and a cheap one?
Great! Does it help you with not shooting people as well?
hes just have a itchy trigger finger.
-“What time is it?”
You spend this much money for a watch that can’t even turn a deer into roadkill? Your loss.
“Does it keep better time than my 15 dollar digital Casio? Is it sturdier? Will it last longer? Is it more comfortable? No? So you spent a ridiculous amount of money to buy a less functional watch made out of precious essential materials just to try to impress people like me?”
Honestly though, if you want to piss watch people off, just say “Oh, it looks just like a regular watch, thanks for pointing it out”.
“Oh, I thought you bought a cheap knockoff like anyone who can handle money. Looks just like one.”
“Oh, you could only afford one watch?”
“Good for you. Have a cookie. My $20 Casio tells the time just as well.”
Probably more accurate. It wasn’t called the Quartz Apocalypse for nothing.
“Hey what time is it? Im suppose to meet up with some friends later.”
“Okay?”
I am not a friend of clever comebacks. People who point these things out are pathetic and people who get triggered by that only slightly less so.
