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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago

Looks like i'll have to start hating everyone

sh.itjust.works

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Looks like i'll have to start hating everyone

sh.itjust.works

kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago
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  • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works
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    mon dieu, sacre bleu !

  • KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz
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    Sins? That must be the Dutch flag then.

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      Yeah, that’s how I read this. She’s not being punished, she’s crying tears of joy as Jesus makes her Dutch!

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    Is that Jesus holding baby Jesus?

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      The genetic dynasty has begun

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    And steals her baby.

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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Luxembourg

    If anything that would be a reverse french flag (red white blue instead of blue white red) so Jesus is making her the “ante-french” ?

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      The flag was defined as a horizontal tricolour of red, white, and blue in 1848, but it was not officially adopted until 1993.

      They were so embarrassed of copying the French colors it took almost 150 years to officially adopt it

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      deleted by creator

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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    Jamais vu quelqu’un distribuer autant de pains à la fois

    “Allez tous vous faire foutre !” … et iels y allèrent.

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    WAIT, isn’t that the flag of Luxemburg? The blue looks too light for the Dutch flag or the French flag.

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    I’m-a firin my Franco-beam

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    “Give me back my child!”

    “Non.”

    LE BRRRRRRRRRRRTTT

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    Can’t I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!

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    Forgot to label the baby. 2/10 meme.

  • MrMobius @sh.itjust.works
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    Now she’s cursed to like smelly cheese and hate on railroad workers, poor lady…

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    Inconcevable!

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    Or maybe he saves a sinner by making her french

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      Wait, if Jesus is saving a sinner, then he’s absorbing the frenchness out of the woman!

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        “Since my love is endless, I’m gonna deDepardieu you forever”

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