I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
I’m thinkin’ Father Guido Sarducci will come outta nowhere and sprint to the win.
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Bill Burr
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
I’d vote for him
Be male Be a roman catholic Get enough cardinals to vote for you
So you’re saying Luigi has a chance?
Dang I might have to change my vote
I think we should reelect Francis.
We just gotta set up one of those WH40K Golden thrones for him!
Guarantee they have something g gets already halfway there tucked in a warehouse.
I’m votin’ fer yours truly. I’d make a kick-ass pope. 😤
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and vote for you.
Yeah Danny sounds good. Or Jack Black would pope the hell out of that Vatican, literally.
The Archbishop of Kabul
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
Vermin Supreme.
John Mastodon
Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing
Resurrected harambe
The pope goes by AD&D druid rules. The new pope is the guy who killed the previous pope.
So it’s J D Vance.
Last one was on the liberal side. Expect a hardcore, gay hating conservative this time.
I had read that Francis appointed 80% of the Cardinals who pick the new Pope. So it’s possible that the new Pope will have similar views to Francis.
