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For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.
Xitter
My apologies, but it’s Twitter for as long as that cock-sucking, ball-gargling, butt-plug-looking, fascist-asshole-of-a-non-tax-paying illegal immigrant piece-of-shit anal-bead-wannabe motherfucker who needs to get the Hell out of our goddamned country is alive and walking free.
Xitter is pronounced ‘shitter’ I’m pretty sure
That’s how I will always pronounce it.
I like to call it ex-twitter
The Gulf of America was really about Elon being salty bc we still call it Twitter, watch
This is not toward you at all, but what in the ever loving is he out of his goddamned mind to think his feelings matter to us at all?
He’s a desperate autistic nerd who has unhealthy attitudes about love and companionship, everything he does is a cry for attention. He’s honestly one of the cringiest people imaginable to me. He 100% needs people to think he’s cool, which is as un-cool as it gets. The man is failing middle school social dynamics. Hell, elementary school dynamics. He’s just so rich he can barge in anywhere he wants and force himself on a conversation.
It’s pathetic. He’s going to go down as one of the biggest fucking losers in history.
And for the record, I’ve got nothing against autistic nerds. I may well be one myself, and I know many. But this tool embodies the worst of it run rampant with power, and should serve as a cautionary tale.
…I’m kinda glad Lemmy is small right now because I have reason to be more cautious with my speech on public media these days. Although, if course, this will be used to crucify me later if needed.
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Tbh people always talk about his autism, but autism is utterly irrelevant. The things he does have nothing to do with autism, and we don’t even need to get into the autism defense for that matter.
He 100% needs people to think he’s cool, which is as un-cool as it gets.
Oh exactly
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It’s funny and that’s about the extent of how much it matters to us
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We’re calling the “Gulf of America” Twitter? Who is “we” and where the fuck is the “Gulf of America”?
where the fuck is the “Gulf of America”?
Pretty much only on Twitter
pretty sure that anything-but-the-truth social site and stock market sham also has mention of that name.
If you image search for the abbreviated form of “Gulf of America, This Space Exactly” (GOATSE), that should clearly show where the Gulf of America is.
I get that you are trying to degrade and demoralize him, but please be aware that many of the insults and words you are using are offensive to various groups of people… for example, my wife is a cock sucker, are you comparing my wife to this creep?
I choose this guys cock-sucking wife
Other than cock sucking, is your wife anything like Musk? If so, then yes. Otherwise, obviously not.
Can you please not bring ball gags, butt plugs and anal beads into this topic, that’s derogatory for these to be compared with that deformed mouldy balding shithead.
I second the motion. Sex kinks are ok as long as you’re not hurting anyone, fucking the whole country without consent is not ok
Twitter.com still brings you to the website, i imagine the trademark is still registered
So it is still correct to call it that
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I don’t think Xitter authentication existed in 1954…
…isn’t that still the case? They took it away, changed the color or something, and brought it back, didn’t they?
You could buy Xitter authentication in 1954? 🤔
I thought that was still ongoing? When did they revert the change?
I thiiink there are multiple checkmarks now. General bought blue check marks and gold verified? I think…?
Can’t people still buy the blue check?
It’s true, too; Chiquita was vital in overthrowing the Guatemalan government.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1954_Guatemalan_coup_d'état#Genesis_and_prelude
I was honestly surprised they casually acknowledged it like that
Both tweets are fake.
Parody accounts. Both tweets are in fact real tweets. As we can see.
Actually strike that. I don’t know that. There are ways to alter pictures so I guess it could be fake in that they never were twated out by anyone on the site.
I have not tried it on Twitter, but it’s extremely easy to use a browser’s console and change any text on a webpage, so I’m not surprised it’s fake
A parody account posting something that’s perceived as coming from a non-parody account falls under my definition of “fake.” What I meant was, Chiquita didn’t post either tweet.
Well, that’s the internet for you
Fuck Dole and every family that still holds power from the coup.
Chiquita is a bad exploiting brand
At this point you might as well just assume every corporation is shit and be pleasantly surprised when you look them up.
I mean, yeah, but Chiquita/United Fruit are on a whole different level. They’re the ones who single-handedly destabilized a whole region, funding multinational death squads, coups and shit. That’s the whole joke.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Wars
Edit: to be honest, anyone unfamiliar with this period should brush up on it. This was the last time the US truly functioned as an empire (or tried to), and the key arguments are going to be the same now as they were then.
That’s the whole joke.
It’s not very funny.
No :( it’s not. The legacy is very grim, and ongoing.
Wanna hear a good joke?
Nobody speak, nobody get choked.
It’s still good to mention it, when they are mentioned. I mean, otherwise we just normalise that status.
sure; but I prefer my bananas to be slave free and traded fair :)
Honestly, that’s just bananas.
Oh brother this guy stinks!
Take your upvote e.e
Wait till they post something about Planters… Waggles eyebrows
It’s been 50 years, Chiquita should treat itself
You’re off by two decades
It’s been 30 years, Chiquita should treat itself.
Plot twist: A whistleblower denounces that Chiquita was the major Trump campaign supporter.
I miss the week where Twitter essentially allowed free speech for $15 before they shut it down after everyone immediately clowned on every single corporation and celebrity in existence.
If aliens could judge us, they’d say: “So you are telling me, that humans have killed each other for imaginary lines on the ground; in the name of feckless leaders who don’t give a fuck about you; and bananas?”
Bananas are at least understandable, we gotta eat
Or hoard if you’re Donkey Kong.
And thats why im not buying ur stupid bananas
They were quite prescient, since the Brazilian coup attempt happened on Jan 8th 2023
Well, this one was not done by them.
Oh, not since 1954, well excuse me! :P
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Loo-seeeeeeee!!! You got some splainin’ to dooo!
