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compostgoblin@slrpnk.net to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Chiquita... what did you do this time?

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Chiquita... what did you do this time?

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compostgoblin@slrpnk.net to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.

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      Xitter

      My apologies, but it’s Twitter for as long as that cock-sucking, ball-gargling, butt-plug-looking, fascist-asshole-of-a-non-tax-paying illegal immigrant piece-of-shit anal-bead-wannabe motherfucker who needs to get the Hell out of our goddamned country is alive and walking free.

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        Xitter is pronounced ‘shitter’ I’m pretty sure

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          That’s how I will always pronounce it.

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          I like to call it ex-twitter

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        The Gulf of America was really about Elon being salty bc we still call it Twitter, watch

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          This is not toward you at all, but what in the ever loving is he out of his goddamned mind to think his feelings matter to us at all?

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            He’s a desperate autistic nerd who has unhealthy attitudes about love and companionship, everything he does is a cry for attention. He’s honestly one of the cringiest people imaginable to me. He 100% needs people to think he’s cool, which is as un-cool as it gets. The man is failing middle school social dynamics. Hell, elementary school dynamics. He’s just so rich he can barge in anywhere he wants and force himself on a conversation.

            It’s pathetic. He’s going to go down as one of the biggest fucking losers in history.

            And for the record, I’ve got nothing against autistic nerds. I may well be one myself, and I know many. But this tool embodies the worst of it run rampant with power, and should serve as a cautionary tale.

            …I’m kinda glad Lemmy is small right now because I have reason to be more cautious with my speech on public media these days. Although, if course, this will be used to crucify me later if needed.

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              deleted by creator

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                Tbh people always talk about his autism, but autism is utterly irrelevant. The things he does have nothing to do with autism, and we don’t even need to get into the autism defense for that matter.

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              He 100% needs people to think he’s cool, which is as un-cool as it gets.

              Are you saying that Musky is hip, cool, and 45?

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                Oh exactly

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              Removed by mod

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            It’s funny and that’s about the extent of how much it matters to us

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          We’re calling the “Gulf of America” Twitter? Who is “we” and where the fuck is the “Gulf of America”?

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            where the fuck is the “Gulf of America”?

            Pretty much only on Twitter

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              pretty sure that anything-but-the-truth social site and stock market sham also has mention of that name.

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            If you image search for the abbreviated form of “Gulf of America, This Space Exactly” (GOATSE), that should clearly show where the Gulf of America is.

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          I choose this guys cock-sucking wife

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          Other than cock sucking, is your wife anything like Musk? If so, then yes. Otherwise, obviously not.

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        Can you please not bring ball gags, butt plugs and anal beads into this topic, that’s derogatory for these to be compared with that deformed mouldy balding shithead.

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          I second the motion. Sex kinks are ok as long as you’re not hurting anyone, fucking the whole country without consent is not ok

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        Twitter.com still brings you to the website, i imagine the trademark is still registered

        So it is still correct to call it that

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      I don’t think Xitter authentication existed in 1954…

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      …isn’t that still the case? They took it away, changed the color or something, and brought it back, didn’t they?

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      You could buy Xitter authentication in 1954? 🤔

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      I thought that was still ongoing? When did they revert the change?

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        I thiiink there are multiple checkmarks now. General bought blue check marks and gold verified? I think…?

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      Can’t people still buy the blue check?

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