Take my upvote for a Norm MacDonald inspired joke.

“The number you reached is out of service. Please try again at a later date.”

Yes, she has a little barrette and constantly quotes Meowarx.

Including the pets.

My cat encouraged me to buy guns. Something about overthrowing human bourgeois and installing a cat proletariat government,

Meta “We only created the Torment Nexus because of very flimsy reasons.”

Is this a glitched out liminal space?

Tax breaks are offered because data centres provide permanent, good paying jobs.

Chaining people’s immigration status to their employment just slavery with extra steps.*

*Yes, I know employees are paid however they can’t change jobs and they are stuck with whatever pay the employer gives them.

Probably not however when you are rich, you can do anything.

Where I can sign up?

The only smart toaster that I want.

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Big Bread wants your data!

Hello Pot. My name is Kettle.

Sweet! What does mine say?

Damn it. I was doing so well too.

Bring glory to your ancestors, comrade.

Oh Dagon, Father of the Deep Ones. Please hear our prayer and accept our sacrifice.

Nah, those kids can get fucked.

Trump can’t allow himself to get wet why is that?

Cause Ol’ Lumpty Trumpty will melt.