Working healthcare, I tell all other healthcare / first responders “I hope you have a boring shift” (every once in a while a younger person objects, but they are almost immediately hushed / corrected by their senior coworker).
But it occurs to me that many office / sedentary workers might not find this to be a blessing. What would I say to a desk worker that might be equivalent?


Only fans model?
waitress
What’s your favorite thing from the menu?
to eat or to sell?
I was thinking about eating but I’m intrigued to know why anything would be more fun to sell haha.