ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠

The theory of general relativity. Honestly, I understand it better now, and it’s still pretty crazy.

Same, and I hope to keep it that way.

…yet

But we’re talking here not about single-occioant positions like president or premier or prime minister, but about proportional representation, which only makes sense in the context of multi-seat positions like city council or legislatures.

Don’t be like me, I cheaped out and hired a guy just out of art school. His portfolio was good and his pitch was reasonable, but he just wasn’t able to deliver. His photos were fine, but he took soooo long taking them, wasting time on our wedding day. He wasn’t able to –or at least, he didn’t– edit them to the level discussed in the pitch. And he took zero candids.

Thankfully, my sister-in-law bought dozens of disposable cameras and left them on each table. The guests took some amazing pictures of each other and of us, and all but one of our favorites came that way. Even if you have the best photographer in the world, I recommend doing this, you’ll at the very least get some glimses of moments that you’ll be too busy to witness in person at the time.

“Hostile Government Takeover” by AGiftFromTodd

since my only real enemies are the ones doing the takeover

Technically, yes, because I’m rarely sure of anything. But I’ve been reasonably confident I could put them out and so far I’ve been right!

The person carving the turkey serves from their left: Elders first, then adults, then children, with the caveat that one breast be set aside for those children who are picky eaters.

No, I don’t.

Bruce Wayne broke just becomes Rorschach

I’ve already been reincarnated as a wind turbine. I wasnt sure how to feel about it at first, but now I’m a big fan.

I’d eat that

linear time is an illusion

A lie by omission is when you only tell part of something and leave out a relevant piece of information that changes the context of the rest of it.

No saying anything is not that.

Don’t spread other people’s business around.

This is what I was taught, too.

stop idling your engine

cobbling, the construction and repair of shoes

Oof. Where I live, if the problem is within four? feet of the city’s main line the city takes responsibility for fixing it. Bad luck, cousin.

In most stories, it’s the name their birth mother gave them, so no, not necessarily their given name.

Temperature doesn’t matter as much as wind.