I knew I’d regret looking at the comment section.
That cheese pull though…
“So what tattoo did you want today?”
“Pineapple fucking pizza!”
“Say no more.”
So I had to ask…
“Pizza does not have a biological gender, but the word is grammatically feminine in languages like Italian, French, and German.”
I knew German had that word gender thing, but TIL the French and Italians have it too.
That pineapple’s cum must taste incredible tho
Oh, God, they gonna fuck?
They’re gonna join forces
I mean, a bite of Hawaiian pizza is about as close as your taste buds can get to having an orgasm.
Not sure I’d commemorate it with a tattoo, but… I get it.
The pineapple part is good, but the ham/canadian bacon selection could be improved. Some varieties use bacon and that’s a good choice, but IMO sausage is the best pairing. Also helps to add a bit of heat with some jalapenos.
Pineapple, pepperoni, and jalapeno is a good combo.
Put bacon and hot sauce on my half please.
Strong disagree on sausage - I can’t stand sausage on pizza. Probably mostly because the type of sausage that’s most commonly put on pizza isn’t even suitable to used as dog food, let alone human consumption. Actually decent sausage on pizza probably wouldn’t be bad, but I’ve honestly never experienced that.
Strong agree on the jalepenos. Best hawaiian pizza I’ve had was with cubes of good quality ham (not the sliced deli meat stuff that’s more commonly used), pineapple ofc, jalepenos, and weirdly: slivers of roasted almonds. The almonds don’t sound like something that belongs on pizza, but holy fuck was that thing delicious!
I grew up in a pizza shop. I have seen pies having sex in every position imaginable. Pizza on mozzarella. Mozzarella on pepperoni. Couple of breadsticks doin’ an olive, couple of tomatoes watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.
Pineapple on pizza?
✋️😤
Pineapple inside pizza.
👌😌
Pineapple topping.
Pineapple filling.
I think you just unlocked something in me…
I always knew the pizza didn’t consent.
Neither one seems to be enjoying it
Stuffed crust
I digg this lowkey
Don’t
Y not
Youre right, the pizza slice also needs an ahegao
